I Need A Valentine (Herpes +)

You guys,

As often befalls women of power, I find myself lacking a competent date for this Valentine’s day. Sometimes, men just can’t handle a strong woman. And so I find myself searching.

crepes valentine

Now, last year, I held a little contest and picked Odin from CatWisdom101 as my date! And that weird guy, Bob Newhart, ended up as my St. Patty’s Day date. Yikes.

This year, I’d like to ask once again for submissions to be my Valentine.  I will post the chosen one and his picture Friday.

If you’d like to be my Valentine, email me (crepesATcatinthefridge.com)  your photo and a brief description of why you deserve to be my Valentine by Thursday, February 13th at 5 pm CST. (Less than 100 words, please. Women of power are busy.) Woo me. Show me how well you know me. And please note, I’m Herpes + (just trying to be socially responsible!)

Here are a few of my most recent portraits to entice the fellas.

My seductive look.
My seductive look.
My bedroom eyes.
My bedroom eyes.
Hello, fellas.
“Hello, fellas.”

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS guys! We have almost 1,000 views on our first CATastrophes video. We’re in pre-production for episode two and would love to get a little more steam behind MagiCATastrophe. Have you seen it yet? It’s a 7-minute kitten fest starring MomFOD, written by MomFOD, and with music by, yes, MomFOD. And a little cameo by me at the end! Have a look if you haven’t!

 

 

 

15 Comments

  • We think your email is going to be flooded with applications! Better rest up now because you’re soon going to be very busy selecting your Valentine Date!

  • Hey Crepes!
    We hope you will enter our contest too while you wait for your “mystery date”…

    Noodle

  • crepes….ewe R gorgeous N sew bee mrs peabody…oh kay doodle two…N rocky N niles got it goin on with ther handsome ness…..

    😉

    with that said we wanna ree mind ewe bout goin out on hearts day oh love…stag….we due knot meen takin a moose de size oh Willis Towers…we meen like due like uz…

    R valentines thiz yeer bee:

    pork chopz N boomer,
    dai$y who loves her self N dai$y
    burgerz, steaks, friez, ham samiches, pizza pies, donuts, sghetti, flounder, trout mackerull N tuna & we act shoe lee meen…tuna….

  • Crepes we have NO DOUBT you will find a suitable suitor (tee hee) for the BIG ROMANTIC EVENT happening this Friday. A bootiful girl like you should have them lined up out the door so good luck picking “Mr. Fabulous” from the crowd!

    Hugs, Sammy

  • Awwww Crepes your beauty mesmerizes me, I don’t know how the mancats of the blogosphere are going to resist sending in their photos. What a lucky guy he will be, but some big paws he will have to fill after your date last year was the reformed Wild One, gentlemancat Odin. Good luck boys, this is one refined, modern ladycat who knows what she likes and is not afraid to act upon it!
    Purrs, Ms. Phoebe’s Mom

  • Crepes, you do not need to be validated by a mancat! I never do dates or hookups because I am too busy running my corporation and telling my human what to do! Plus I am a playgirl and I like it that way.

    • I can hear Ms. Phoebe purring with approval at the Bridge, Sparkle. You are a ladycat after my own heart too.

      Ms. Phoebe’s Mom/servant

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