I Need A Valentine (Herpes +)

Dear Readers,

Each year, I reach out to you to help me find a Valentine’s Day Date. You may recall some of the fiascos from the previous years, including that strange Bob Newhart kitty who took me out for St. Patrick’s day because I didn’t think he was suitable for hearts and flowers.

crepes and bob newhart
What is he DOING?

In any case, this year, I seek another and I ask for your assistance.

Will I be wooed by chocolates and flowers? ( I hope not because those could kill me.)

Will I be coerced into a kiss by a fluffy man of elegance?  Perhaps.

I’m not picky, really. Herpes + isn’t a requirement; I’m just trying to be socially responsible.

And so, I ask you to send in your photos (up to three) with a short paragraph of what we would do on our date. Really woo me. Show me what you’re made of. The more romantic, the better. Bonus points will be awarded for dates who can make me laugh. The winner will be posted on Friday, February 13th, 2015 and will receive one (1) limited edition Crepes trading card in the mail along with a surprise of my choosing. US residents only, please.

crepes valentine

Who’s  in? Send your entries to CrepesATcatinthefridge.com

One winner will be chosen by a panel of judges (but mostly by me) though all entries may be used, at our discretion and possibly altered by photoshop, in the Valentine’s Day post.

Love,

Crepes.

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