Please Look At Oregano Jones (It’s Just Louie)

Dear Readers,

Today, I’d like you to meet Oregano Jones. (His name is Louie. You’ve seen him before, except he’s gotten a lot fluffier and a lot more full of himself.)

Do you remember this cat?

There he was in 2014.

Note the hairess tail, the black nose, the skinny frame. He was one of those kittens that MomFOD forgot to tell me she adopted. She claims he was a “try before you buy” and also a “buy one/get another one for the same price” because he came glued to Pinkle. Anyway, this is what he looks like now:



Well, MomFOD has just informed me that is not, in fact, Louie. How odd. It looks so much like I perceive his personality. Anyway, I’ve been told to share this photo instead:

Actually Louie.

I don’t see a difference, really. They’re both furry, they both bug me, and they both have a big ass.  Anyway, here’s what he has to say about himself:


Crepes: Hello, Louie.

Louie: Oregano Jones.

Crepes: I’m sorry?

Louie: I go by Oregano Jones now.

Crepes: Umm… ok…why?

Louie: It suits me. I’m handsome, I’m adventuresome, I’m really- Woah!

Crepes: And he fell off the chair.

Louie: No fear! I have righted myself!

Crepes: Nothing could make you right. Tell me about this alter ego.

Louie:  Oregano Jones is who I’m known as in the industry.

Crepes: The pet fur industry?

Louie: In the movies! Have you NOT seen my films?

Crepes: Oh right. Those.

Louie: Anyway, this is where I got the name. And it stuck. So I’ll be using it going forward.

Crepes: Sigh. Your tail is in the pate.

Louie: That’s Biggie Fluff.

Crepes: Your tail?

Louie: Yeah. He’s got his own persona. Cuz he’s so magnificent.

Crepes: I – I just – Is there anything else you want to add about yourself?

Louie: I am fast! I am strong! I am- oh no!

Crepes: You’ve somehow managed to fall onto the floor from the floor. Well done, Louie.

Louie: Oregano Jones!

Crepes: Whatever.

Louie: Hey, can I read this before you post it? I want to make sure you make me look cool.


Louie: Crepes? CREPES??



And that’s Louie Oregano Jones.  He is fearless, he smells a little weird (mostly his breath), and he really thinks he’s great. What do you think?

His tail, known as “Biggie Fluff.”
Helping out the blog.




  • WOW Mr. Jones…..that is one puffy and fluffy tail. It’s BIG enough for its’ own persona to be sure…’s nice to meet you AND your tail.

    Hugs, Teddy

  • Oh, Mr. Jones! It was love at first sight! We are two Somali girls and we thought our tails “ruled”, but Biggie Fluff is totally pawsome! Are you available for a late night nip party? Our Mom keeps a secret stash and we found it while she was out shopping for cat toys. It would just be the three of us…#Kinky.

  • dood !!!!!! be jezuz ewe haz grown inta de size oh a LION !!! way awesum ~~~~~~ hay; yur breath iz knot stinkin like bass terd chckn iz it? we dunno if ewe N big fluffee iz inta burd…. but if ya iz….. ya knead ta bee izznt~~~~ bee sidez moovee starz all wayz haz bowlz oh sum thin in ther dressin room like all green peecez oh kibble…hay, grate ta see ya again !! 🙂 ♥♥

  • That tail deserve it’s own name. Louie sounds like a mafia member and Oregano Jones sounds like an adventurer. We remember that movie. So funny. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

  • LOVED this great update and meeting Himself…Oregano Jones and Biggie Fluff, his helper and partner.

  • Wow ! I always heard “you can’t fall off the floor.” Adventures ahead, I’m guesing !

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