Today, I would like to introduce you to “Da Pinkle.” Do you remember awhile back where the FODs decided to foster some kitties and they just never. went. away? Yeah, well, they’re still here. Turns out, they signed the papers behind my back. One of these kitties, a suspiciously grey one with diamond-shaped chest hair, showed up with the name Martha. MomFOD was the first person to touch her, and when she did, Pinkle melted and has been hanging onto MomFOD’s back like a monkey since. Sister to Louie (You’ll meet him soon), Pinkle went through several name changes, starting with “Sprinkle Sorbet” and ending up at “Pinkle Sorbet.” She’s highly athletic with a distinct love for boxes, smarter than I’d prefer her to be, and really, really, REALLY, into MomFOD.
Please welcome Pinkle!
Crepes: Hello, Pinkle. Welcome.
Pinkle: Thank you.
Crepes: Tell us about you.
Pinkle: Well, I grew up on the streets. And then, after finishing my graduate degree, I took up acting right around the time I met Alana and that’s pretty much where I’m at right now. You may have seen me in –
Crepes: You have a graduate degree?
Pinkle: Of course. In herbology with a minor in Alana studies. Don’t you?
Crepes: Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Obviously. Mine’s in… theory.
Pinkle: Theory of what?
Crepes: Everything… Anyway, tell me about your acting.
Pinkle: Well, you may have seen me in my signature role as “The Purrminator.” I starred right there alongside Alana. Her acting is just the best I’ve ever seen. Truly. Such finesse and nuance. Since then, I’m currently taking some time off to spend with Alana to further my thesis work on her.
Crepes: How is she enjoying that?
Pinkle: Well, I’m enjoying it, that’s for sure.
Crepes: You’re really into her, aren’t you?
Pinkle: Yes. Yes, I am.
And, there you have Pinkle in a nutshell. Or a nutcase. Whatever. I hope you enjoyed the photos she supplied. I see a pattern.
Have a great weekend, everyone. You’ll be meeting more candidates next week!
P.S. Pinkle permitted one photo of her with her other love: boxes.