The Crepes Case: Where is Rocky?

It is now Exile, day 14.

Rocky has been conspicuously missing for SOME TIME. MomFOD keeps telling me he’s under the bed but I would know. I’d be able to smell him. You can’t miss a smell like Rocky. I’m pretty sure something fishy is going on, and not in a delicious way, so I’ve decided that this is a job for

The Crepes Case.

Me in a suit case.
Me in a suit case.

Oh, sorry, wrong one. Eh hem….

The Crepes Case.

There we go.
There we go.

Seeing as I can’t leave the exile room, I did the only logical thing I could do. I planted a bug in MomFOD’s phone. Here’s how it works:

I implanted a device that can see things. When MomFOD points her phone at something and touches the “enter” button, it takes a light-encoded snapshot of whatever she’s seeing and stores it in her phone’s memory. Then, I can surreptitiously peek through her files without her knowledge and see what she was looking at. Brilliant, right?

Well, good thing I did. Do you know what I found?? DO YOU? THIS:

rockyathotel copy

That looks a lot more like he’s ON a bed, rather than UNDER the bed. And whose bed is that? It’s not ours. I’ve never seen it before.

Is it possible that he was kidnapped?

And now he’s being forced to relax?

I don’t know, guys. I’m going to have to keep searching for clues. Also, I know it’s Tuesday, so let me give you a haiku for your troubles. Eh hem…

My whiskers tingle.

I know Rocky is out there

Relaxing by force.

The case continues….

Love,

Crepes.

PS. Did you see our new film that came out yesterday? It stars Rocky. And ZOMBIES. Here it is, in case you were curious.

13 Comments

  • OMC…do you think Rocky was kidnapped by the Zombies. That we be totally pawful. Hope you find him soon. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  • Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef…

    wait, what?

    oh yeah, Rocky being forced to relax.. that’s just wrong..

  • ~~~~~~~~ crepes; niles, mizzuz P & doodle:

    we noe wear him iz
    noe zombeez wear he iz at
    ore chcikn either

    ~~~~~~~~~~ dont cloze that case yet ♥♥♥♥♥

  • Rocky looks WAY too comfy to be in trouble…..I think he’s pulled the wool over your eyes (or maybe the quilt?) and is hanging out at some fancy-shmancy hotel making you worry about him. The video is way cool……EEEEK!

    Hugs, sammy

  • I don’t know, Crepes, that looks like an awfully cushy place Rocky’s got there. Maybe you should be demanding an equally cushy place 🙂

  • Are you sure Rocky isn’t checked into a SPA?! You know how these movie stars are, always getting the five star treatment. I LOVED the movie, BTW!

  • Uh Crepes, we thinks that Rocky has checked himself into the Hilton, ordering room service and living the good life…(PS: The Zombie Apocalype is great! Just like us kitties to make our humans brave the zombies to get us the right foods!)

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