You guys!
So, I was wandering around my exile room, and I found something that seems REALLY IMPORTANT. Now, I know that GramFOD is really into Egyptian history and mummies and stuff, and those guys seemed to really know what was going on with the world and knowledge. So I was looking through her books for something to scratch, when out fell THIS.
It seems to be a book of the future! And it tells me that it will reveal EVERYTHING I need to know.
I gathered up my courage and I looked inside. And frankly, now I’m a little nervous because it seems like my future is going to be rather bizarre. For instance, look at this bit of knowledge:
It seems that I have to go East, and because it’s to the right, I know that, at some point in my life, I will be facing North. How does that help me? But then it gets creepy. Look at this:
Listen, if I find a dead body on the grating of a floor in a hallway facing East, I’m just going to leave it there, ok? After that, it seems like we’re going to encounter some violence.
You know what? I think I’m going to stay on my bike and turn left. I think that’s the best choice.
If a skeleton is attacking me, why would I take care of him? And for how many years? Eighteen? Is he going to become a dentist? Do I need to prepare to pay for his schooling? Also, I hate water.
Listen, I have NO IDEA what kind of book this is, but I decided not to read any further. It might by mystical and all-knowing, but I feel like some things are better left as surprises.
I’ll update you soon on my exile. It seems to be just me, Niles, Mrs. P, and Doodle here. Does anyone know where Rocky went? Hmm. Odd.
Love,
Crepes.
Oh yeah… I’d stop readin’ that book right away. Seems kinda scary.
Purrs,
Nissy #Niss4Senate
but there is treasure at the end of that there quest.. could be tuna..
How’s Esteban the Guitar player? Have you two been reunited? MOL !! Luv, Pixie xx00xx
That is one creepy book, Crepes. We think it’s best you stop reading it and stay away from grates.
crepes….yes…..we noe eggz actlee wear rocky wented….we iz sweared ta sekritcee…N if ewe, niles, mizzuz P ore doodle dawg find out…..yur knot gonna bee happee camperz sew we wont EVEN menshun him iz livin it up large N in charge at *********************************
Put that book back where you found it ! It’s too weird and scary, you’re going to get nightmares ! Purrs
Sounds like the kind of book that would give you nightmares! *shivers* Please look for Rocky ASAP!
Sounds like a scary book to me. Better leave that one alone.
Sue B
MWAHHHH!! I think this book is better left unread too, perhaps let a dog bury it outside! *shudders in fear* I would leave the dead body too, how would a kitty our size move one anyway?! I hope Rocky is okay. Perhaps he’s on location making another film? The FODs may not have told mew knowing what a remarkable CAcTress mew are and that if mew were not able to star in it, that mew would be upset. I wouldn’t put being so sneaky past them, humanFODs are known to engage in such behavior at times. My MomFOD served the last piece of smoked turkey to my fur DOGGIE sister, then telling brofur Kaspars and me that there was none left and NO ONE had gotten any that day. She paid later though when I chomped on her hand instead of the turkey gone unshared! MOL!!
–as typed by Clove
We aren’t sure what kind of book that is, but we wouldn’t explore too deeply into any closets there, just in case, you know?
Whoa! That is totally a creepy book!
Guys, you’ve been away from home TOO long!
We don’t blame you! Stuff that book back where you found it. That’s some scary stuff for sure!
Yikes, there’s some scary stuff in exile…are you sleeping with the lights on, Crepes? And where’s Rocky?