I’ve decided that Fridays are a good day to confess things. It’s the end of the week and a good time to remove pressures from one’s chest, and if you piss someone off, you maybe won’t have to see them again for at least two days after. So, I think some Fridays (though maybe not all….I mean, I have to keep some of my lady secrets) will be Confession Fridays. And here’s my first one:
I am a nudist.
It’s true. There is it, in black and off-white, and I think my little heart feels lighter now. I honestly can’t believe I’ve held that in for so long. I really cannot stand to wear clothes. I know you have all seen the photos of me in a sweater but you must understand, that was just a role. And, although it went against my personal relationship with clothing, it was what I had to do for my art. And, you guys, I hate buying clothes. First off, those jerks at the store keep giving me treats and shooing me out the backdoor before I even buy anything. They never have anything in a small enough size for me and shoes? F*!k shoes. I demand that shoes be half price because I only need one of them but those store people refuse to give me only one shoe. I tried to start a shoe sharing thing with some other cats that were missing the opposite foot but that didn’t work out so well when we ended up with some issues with our styles clashing, and I wanted a wedge heel and she didn’t, anyway….
I feel better now.
What’s your confession? Tell me about it below.
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