Tuesday Haikusday: Henri, Le Chat Noir

The Chicago CatVidFest has passed and it was a great success for all; Money was raised, magnets were sold, Rocky was seen. We even got mentioned in the newspaper. Twice. With photos. All lovely, and yet, one of the greatest things that happened is that, once again, I have made contact with my crush.

crepeshenri

You may remember that, in August, I mentioned I had a new crush from the Catvidfest. His name, dear readers, is Henri. Perhaps you’ve heard of him? This time, as before, we did not meet personally, but instead we corresponded through our liaisons, MomFOD and Will Braden. I sent Henri a copy of my Zombie Bunker items list and he sent me a copy of his excellent book. Look:

henriautograph
This proves he knows my name and that he sees the value of my people.

Only time will tell, but I think maybe, one day in the future, fate may bring us together. Until then, my only recourse is to express my feelings for Henri in the form of haiku. Please, join me as I wax poetic about Le Chat Noir. Eh hem…

Enchante, Henri.

I have procured Party Mix.

Dine with me tonight.

.

You are a noir cat

I have the stripes of tigers

Our offspring will rule.

Too bad we’re both fixed.

.

I can feel your angst

but all will fall into place.

Do not oppose me.

La Vie En Rose, pour Henri.
I play La Vie En Rose, pour Henri.

His book, by the way, is wonderfully written. Should you also want to have a copy, you may get one here.   Bon soir, mes amis.

Love,

Crepes.

7 Comments

  • You have ‘liasons?” Am I spellin’ that correctly? Got the red squiggles. No matter… every lucky! Sounds so sophisticated. No one has a crush on me. *sighs* No one at all… *sighs again* MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

  • we call thiz peace

    haiku storee line

    love wuz in de air
    but rocky wuz in crepes place
    when him getted home

    crepes fought her brother
    hold up eye did knot see him
    rocky said ta crepes

    ewe iz a liar
    bull dog crepes said ewe did two
    coz heer iz hiz book

    🙂

    • bravi! I love it. I’ve been waiting all day for your haiku! it’s true. He DID see him! I know he did! Ugh… I wish I liked going out more. Le sigh. – Crepes.

  • Wow, so close and yet so far. We believe that you and Henri are destined to meet. Today’s Haiku is tres bon. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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