So Let’s Assume I Needed Some Assistance

You Guys,

My serious look.

My serious look.

Let’s maybe say that I decided I need a little help to continue blogging. Why? Complicated reasons, I suppose (including my new modeling career, but let’s not make a big deal out of it). You may have noticed that I haven’t been around much lately. A lot of things have happened that have caused that and I feel like, at this time in my life, my calling is in a different place. But, for the sake of discussion (as you know I love to do), let’s say that I wanted my blog to go on. That I wanted another kitty to have a voice for occasionally posting about cool things and helping out pets in need. Someone who was similar to me but different. Maybe spots instead of stripes, or solid instead of stripes, or hairless instead of stripes. Or four-legged instead of three. Stripes. You get my point.

Who would you want to talk to? Who would YOU want to tell you about all the things? MomFOD wants us to collect your input for this most pressing of matters. Her criteria are stupid  as follows:

  1. Must be a cat that already lives with her because she’s not getting ANOTHER cat

That’s it.  I’ll be providing bios of the candidates in upcoming posts. Stay tuned!

As for me, don’t worry about me. It’s just that my modeling contracts are taking me away from the keyboard too much. No bigs.

Artist's rendering of Moi.

Artist’s rendering of Moi.

 

cat model

Workin’ it hardcore.

Love,

Crepes.

Tuesday Haikusday: Fur

The mood struck me to write about my fur. Sometimes, I let it grow. Sometimes, I barber it off. Hair is fluid. Hair is poetic. Eh hem…

Crepes Haiku Zen Cat

Soft, slick, smells like me
I wear my fur suit in stripes
ready to party.
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Grey, black, long, short, red
all these types within our home
like Benetton ads.
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Cat fur is perfect.
A bad hair day? No, never.
You envy me. #Truth.
What would you like to hear about next week?
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Love,
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Crepes.
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PS. Kitten season is coming.

Confession Friday: What The Hell Is This?

I’ve decided to bring back confession Friday, not because I need to confess something, but because I believe a certain pair of FODs needs to confess IMMEDIATELY.

You may have heard last year that a certain pair of gray cats was in foster with our family. Here they are, in case you forgot:

louie1marked

Louie, the tiny one

 

martha1marked

Martha, now known as Sprinkle or “Pinckle”

Remember them? Here’s what they look like now:

Louie and sprinkle

Look at that ridiculous smile.

And do you know WHY he’s smiling? DO YOU? I’ll show you:

note from tree house adoption

WUT.

What do you mean “thank you for adopting Martha OVER A YEAR AGO? And what about Louie? Why isn’t he included in this note, Hmm? This explains why they’re still here!

I think MomFOD has some serious explaining to do. Go on, MomFOD. CONFESS.

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS. Have you considered fostering? It’s fun! And rewarding.  And the season is coming up!