Bachelorette of the Week: Snowball!

Today, I celebrate the frozen tundra of Chicago in July by introducing you to….

SNOWBALL!

The one-eyed, the only-eyed, Snowball!!!

The one-eyed, the only-eyed, Snowball!!!

Snowball was raised in a home with, shall we say, too many cats. While there, an untreated eye infection lead to the loss of her eye, but the gain of an incredible, perpetually winking face! Look at how sassy she looks!

Rescued along with her brother Sunshine (something we don’t get enough of in Chicago) and her sister Snooki (something they seem to have too much of in New Jersey), Sunshine wouldn’t mind being your one and only, but she’ll also go along happily if you choose to adopt one or both of her sisters. She would prefer a nice, calm, safe home to complement her loving, trusting nature and very gentle spirit. She also has FIV. Not a big deal, though. She’s cool with her status.

If you’d like to meet Snowball and bring a refreshing blast of cool, gentle air (how’s that for a juxtaposition? Think about it…) into your home, contact Feral Fixers immediately!¬† Hurry, before Snowball melts….your heart with her endearing wink!

I can see where she got the name "Snowball." Am I right!?

I can see where she got the name “Snowball.” Am I right!?

"Hey there, good looking. Are you looking at me?" - Snowball.

“Hey there, good looking. Are you looking at me?” – Snowball.

 

Love,

Crepes.

Meowsterpiece Theater: Terminator Parody- The Purrminator

You guys!

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MomFOD and I are SOOOO excited that they’re releasing another Terminator Movie! We LOVE Arnold Schwarzenegger (his last name is the first word I ever learned to spell – true story.)

In order to celebrate the event, we decided to do a Terminator cat movie. I was all prepared for the role, until they told me I had to wear a costume, at which point I walked off the set, never to look back. Actually, I did look back, but they were already dressing Sprinkle. Hollywood is a cold, cold place.

Anyway, please enjoy this CATastrophes version of “THE PURRMINATOR!”

Love,

Crepes.

 

Bachelor of the Week: Durango!

You guys!

Once again, we’ve been a little light on posts (MomFOD’s off galavanting in another state. Again.) However, we couldn’t skip the Bachelor of the Week!

Meet Durango.

The one, the only Durango!!!

The one, the only Durango!!!

 

This little dude was trapped during a TNR program in Chicago. At the time, he was skinny and rather sick. You see, Durango had broken a tooth. No! ¬†This caused an abscess in his tiny sinuses and required dental surgery. Since then, The Big D (that’s what I call him) has put on lots (and lots) of weight and is now a lovable, huggable big old orange man looking for the right love to sweep him off his paws.

Durango likes to watch TV, snuggle, sit on the couch, and eat. However, he can’t eat everything because he’s a bit, shall we say, sensitive and requires a limited ingredient diet. A list will be provided to you upon adoption. A secret list. Because Durango wants to have a mysterious side, too. If you want to drink the milk, you have to buy the cow, know what I mean? (Just as a heads up, I’m pretty sure “milk” is on the list.)

Eh hem. Anyway, if you’d like to meet Durango and find out more about his dietary habits, you can contact On Angels’ Wings rescue in Crystal Lake, IL. Hurry! Durango is hungry and his favorite TV show is about to come on!

Hanging out, up close and upside down. You know, the usual.

Hanging out, up close and upside down. You know, the usual.

Love,

Crepes.

PS. Durango’s a little short on photos, so he’s hoping you’d take a lot of him as soon as he moves in to your house.

 

Bachelor of the Week: Hocus!

You guys!

It’s time for this week’s Bachelor! This little fellow is in his later years, but that doesn’t stop him from being super cool. So, despite his issues, let’s treat him like any other bachelor and let you know a bit about him. Eh hem…

 

This is Hocus. Fabulous, right?

This is Hocus. Fabulous, right?

Hocus is sweet, shy, sensitive, loving, FIV+, adorable, did I mention sweet, toothless, senior, gray, fighting lung cancer, and fabulous. He also has a big heart, though that’s partially due to health issues, and he’s a little iffy about hugs.

Now, how does that sound?

Realistically, at age 16 and with his health difficulties, Hocus may not find the single love of his life, but Tabby’s Place is doing all they can do give him an excellent, happy life while he’s there with them. He is adoptable and looking for a home (other cats are great, children are ok, dogs are an unknown in his life) but he would be really happy if you could spare him a few dollars a month to help with his list of needs. He’s a good good cat, and he just needs a hand to help him keep being him for a little while longer.

If you’d like to discuss Hocus with Tabby’s Place, please give them a call. They’d love to hear from you!

"Are you trying to hug me?" -Hocus.

“Are you trying to hug me?” -Hocus.

"I see a hug coming. Slow down!" - Hocus

“I see a hug coming. Slow down!” – Hocus

Love,

Crepes.

Photos provided by Tabby’s Place.