Tuesday Haikusday: Love

Last week I asked for suggestions on what to write about this week and two readers: Deb and CatWisdom101 – suggested love or Valentine’s Day. And I realized that I had forgotten it was this week. And then I realized that I had forgotten to run a Valentine’s Day date contest. And then I thought “So what?” because I am Zen and that is ok.

zen garden rock crepes 2016

And so, I give you: Haiku about Love. Eh hem…

Hey there, Kitty Cat

I love to love you, baby.

Purr purr, meow meow, hiss.

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Bathing, grooming, tongue

Helps me learn to love myself

I am one with fur.

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Valentine’s Day is

A day to celebrate love

Me, You, Us, We, All.

Love,

Crepes.

Meowsterpiece Monday: The Purrminator Celebrates Valentine’s Day

You Guys!

I have for you today a brand new episode of the CATastrophes Web Series featuring The Purrminator as he tries to negotiate the customs behind Valentine’s Day.

 

 

What do you think?

Do you have any questions for the Purrminator?

Love,

Crepes.

Confession Friday: What the Hell Is This? Part 2.

Dear Readers,

I appreciated all of the support I received last week when I talked about the mysterious adoption note I found regarding one Pinckle Grelyak. (Alias: Martha Sassy Sprinkle Sorbet.)

I have found more. Brace yourselves for this news:

The Evidence

The Evidence

There it is. In Yellow and White. The definitive evidence of “Adoption Contracts” that one Louie Sorbet and one Martha Sorbet (Alias: Pinckle) have been adopted. I find it odd that their adoption dates are different. I find it further odd that they’re from 2014!

My face right now:

My face. Right now.

My face. Right now.

I have to go lie down.

 

Love,

 

Crepes.

Bachelors of the Week: Zeke and Zeva!

Dear Readers,
Today, I would like to introduce you to a giant sleek kitty of love who comes complete with his very own tiny friend. As a team, they are known as “Zeke & Zeva,” but as individuals they are known as “Zeke” and “Zeva.” (Clever, I know.)
"Zeke & Zeva" as a team.

“Zeke & Zeva” as a team.

These two are looking for a home as a pair. They were adopted together as kittens and have been inseparable since then. Unfortunately, their first adopter no longer wanted the responsibility of having two fabulous cats bestow love and happiness upon him, so he returned them to Feral Fixers after four years. No pension. No stipend. I can only assume this family did not feel themselves worthy of the love that Zeke and Zeva were offering. That’s fine. Not everyone deserves a cat.
If you happen to like giant kitties, 21 pound Zeke is your man. Oh wait, you like little kitties? Then eight pound petit girl Zeva is for you. Can’t decide? Perfect! Adopt them both. (You have to; they come as a team.)
They are a bit on the shy side but have slowly been opening up in their foster home. All signs of trembling have passed, and these beautiful kitties can definitely blossom into confidence with the right home!  Zeke loves to have his butt scratched (and really, who doesn’t?) and Zeva chirps and purrs when you pet her. Not even one outside the box incident has been reported for these two or any other behaviors unfitting for an indoor home. They also have no health issues to speak of, but their special need is to be adopted together.
Are you ready to have the super team in your life? YOU ARE? Then contact Tammy at Feral Fixers today. Hurry!  Do it!

All cats are up to date on vaccinations, microchipped, fixed, and tested felv/fiv. If you are interested in adopting this bonded pair please email: gotfriendliesATferalfixers.org  Screening questionnaire and contract apply.

Zeva and her resting grumpy face. I, too, have a resting grumpy face. It means she's great.

Zeva and her resting grumpy face. I, too, have a resting grumpy face. It means she’s great.

Zeke, dreaming about a new home and a permanent hand to hold up his giant head.

Zeke, dreaming about a new home and a permanent hand to hold up his giant head.

Love,
Crepes.
PS. Do you remember Taco Cat? The black kitty with FIV I sponsored at Tree House in honor of the passing of my friend Cotton? Good news! Taco found his home! Congrats, Taco! We are so proud of you and of your adopters for opening their hearts to a kitty with special needs.