The Daily Grooming Report

You guys!

While I was away at Sundance in January, I found out that grooming is VERY important to skiers (they had daily reports available EVERYWHERE). While I don’t know how many of you lovely readers are, in fact, skiers, I thought perhaps this report could have some relevance. Therefore, I bring you “The Grooming Report, Episode 1.”

“Today we have light to moderate grooming, with a forecast of heavy grooming after lunchtime and again following dinner. The grooming has a relaxed feel to it and shouldn’t pose too much of a problem to passersby or travelers. For tonight, we have a 30% chance of grooming between midnight and 3 am, but we’re definitely going to see the grooming start to pick up around sunrise. Stump visibility is 100%.”

Love,

Crepes.

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