Dear Santa,
I ran out of stamps so I’m just going to email you here and hope that someone forwards this to you because a quick perusal of my subscriber list shows me that you’re not on it. I’ll put my feelings on that aside for the moment. Now, this is just between you and me. Here’s what I’m hoping for for Christmas. Ready?
- I want for all my bachelor/ettes to be adopted. No joke. Can you hook them up? I don’t mean with each other, but with families who will love them.
- For Santa to subscribe to my blog
- An autographed poster of Channing Tatum. Shirtless.
- The option to just buy one shoe. I don’t need two. I only have one foot in back! Damn it, shoe companies, get with the times!
- A new magic carpet with Mickey Mouse printed on it.
- A singing bowl in which I might nap.
- For Mrs. Peabody to stop jumping on my head when I’m not looking
- 1,000 followers on Facebook
- an autographed Henri, le Chat Noir 2014 calendar
- 500 followers on Twitter (@refrigeratorcat)
- a new hair brush
- For Rocky to be well. (You can actually move this up to no. 1 on the list.)
- A ceramic drinking fountain. In white. Or stone. I’m not picky.
Thanks, Santa. I hope you don’t think I’m selfish. See, I need more followers because then more people will see my bachelors and learn about special needs goodness! Ok, that poster of Channing Tatum is maybe a little selfish. I’ll let momFOD look at it sometimes, too, though, so that negates some of my selfishness. Or maybe you can send over two of those. One for her and one for me. She also likes Keanu Reeves. And, um, the guy that plays Jon Snow. Please don’t show this to anyone! TOP SECRET!
Love,
Crepes.
PS.
I’ve been participating in a blogging gift exchange. I met this great blog named You, Me, and Zu. Ruby, the writer, is doing a really neat Christmas post every day up until the big day. It’s been very inspiring and thoughtful. Please make sure you also leave her a poster of Channing Tatum shirtless, and leave her a note that if she doesn’t want it, she can send it to me. I’ll find a place for it. Or just visit her blog and tell her I sent you. I think she’d like that, too.
C.
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….this is Santa Claus and I am writing to you to let you know I will do my very best at fulfilling your Christmas wish list…if you would be so kind as to leave some fish on a plate for me instead of cookies; have to watch the old waist line you know, I will see to it that…………
hay, whooz commint iz thiz any way…..tho yea, fish iz a good eye dea….
pea ess…ya mite wanna ask rocky bout de singin bowl coz one got dee livered two de houz when him arrived with de furnichurez 🙂
Wonderful wish list Crepes. I hope you get everything you want. Sending healing thoughts for Rocky. Hope he is better soon.
Sue B
Charlie,Cashew,Garfield,Tubby
Looks like a good list to me. I hope Santa fulfils all your wishes.
WHOE! NO CAT TOYS??? Can’t say I know who this shirtless guy is. He can make my poster King Spitty or Kjelle Bus. Gotta see if I’m following you on Twitter.
Crepes, we love your Santa letter. Those are such great requests. We friended you on Facebook. Have a great day.
Crepes we think those are awfully reasonable requests and we hope that Santa fulfills each and every one of them!! Love, Cody
we hope you get efurryfing on your list!
The best gift of all would be for Rocky to feel better! What a sweet little sister you are. (And Truffles and I could go for #2 too!)
That seems like a reasonable list, Crepes. We hope Santa gets your email. 🙂
Hi Crepes,
We hope your brother Rocky gets better too. That would be such a wonderful Christmas present!
Purrs,
Carmine, Milita, and Jewel
Crepes you have a wonderful list. I’m pretty sure those are all reasonable things too 🙂
Also, I would definitely take the picture of Channing Tatum so I hope you get your own copy 😉 If not we could maybe, possibly, try to come up with a way to share it. Thanks for sharing about us!
The crew from Me, You and Zu
This seems perfectly reasonable and we really, really want #1!
Lovely wish list ! We notice at the first look that number 3 wasn’t exactly for you, MOL ! Purrs