Tuesday Haikusday: Shark Week!

You Guys! I LOVE Shark week. I have shark slippers and a shark mascot and once I made shark blood kool-aid! It was tasty, really. Anyway, as I hunker down and enjoy the sharks this week, I leave you with some poetic musings on the subject. I even put in a bonus poem because I felt so inspired.

I think I'm getting better with Photoshop. What do you think?
I think I’m getting better with Photoshop. What do you think?


I sneak up behind

And, pouncing, I strike you hard.

You’re fish food, momFOD.


I lurk in the depths

Trolling the dark ocean floor

I’m a tough cat fish.


My teeth are sharp, white.

They gleam as I bite my prey.

Am I cat or shark?


DUHHH duh. DUHHH duh. Duh

DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH

Duh duh DUHHHHHHHH! Duh duh.

Do you like Shark Week? What’s your favorite show? I wonder if there are special needs sharks out there somewhere.



PS.  I heard the Kitty Bungalow CATbaret went REALLY well and people loved momFOD’s composition “Call Me Charm Cat,” featuring Nora the Piano cat. Thanks to everyone who left a note saying they enjoyed it! It was a pleasure and an honor to be asked to take part.  I mean, momFOD did the work, but I had to listen to it and also help her stay creative.


    • I already bit it when my paw slipped and I colored it over while I was photoshopping. That’s a bite. See it? – Crepes.

  • martin brody said
    due knot go swimmin two day
    amity island

    jaws shark iz hungree
    shark proof cage will due noe good
    hims lookin at ewe

    mewsic in bakground
    shark dood says eye see mee lunch
    chomp crunch crunch crunch crunch

    bring on sum flounder
    frank lee we due knot like sharks
    noe dolphin either

    ~~~~~crepes…da ya haza videe oh …oh nora playin yur piece !!!
    rockin way kewl !!!!

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