My brother Rocky loves to watch mom FOD shower. He inspired me to wax poetic about that time of her morning routine.
I watch you shower
And think about that movie.
Please, call me “Norman.”
.
You’re in there again
And it is all over you.
What possesses you so?
.
I love Mother Earth
And I can see that you don’t.
You should use your tongue.
If you like the photo, please share! I’d love to see Rocky’s face when he sees it plastered all over the internet looking like a creeper. Again.
Love,
Crepes.
PS. Mom FOD was featured on I Have Cat this week. Check it out!!
Too funny and shared!
Shared on FB. That is too funny. You have a shower stalker. I have bathroom stalkers. LOL. Really liked this post.
Sue B
Thanks, Sue! He’s been stalking me for about 14 years now. He screams until I let him in, and then when he gets in, he just leaves. Every morning. That time, I went armed with my underwater cam. – Alana.
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