It’s “CrapJack.” My nickname is CrapJack. See, my name is Crepes, which is a type of pancake. A flapjack is also a type of pancake. Therefore, my mom FOD thought it would be funny if she put the two types of pancakes together to form “CrapJack.”
Sigh. Why do I feel compelled to be so honest with my audience? I don’t know. I don’t know. What are some of your nicknames? Please share with me so I don’t go down entirely alone in flames of nickname embarrassment.