Bachelorette of the Week: Rosalee – ADOPTED!

Updated: 5/31/16  Rosalee has found a lovely home with a nice family who is ready to augment her green ball collection!

Today, world, we have Rosalee, a distinctly single little lady that happens to look like a certain lady I know that lives with our friend Glogirly. 

Rosalee, masked woman of many hobbies.

Rosalee, masked woman of many hobbies.

You know what I heard about Ms. Rosalee? That she’s soft. Real soft. Like, have you ever petted a sheep who has been rolled in cotton and laid out an air-cushion bed? Rosalee is even softer than that. I mean, I would sleep on her, know what I mean? She also has lotsof hobbies. Let me check my list…. ah yes. She chirps, meows, plays with a mouse, collects green balls, chases snake wands, and has a passion for cardboard scratchers. Oh, also, she’s not really big into other cats, so she’s looking to be your one and only. I think that’s pretty much her only special need. She just wants to be your only special. Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so.

If you want to meet Rosalee, you can contact Feral Fixers in Chicago, IL. Visit her here at her Petfinder page. She would love to meet you!

Rosalee showcasing her green ball collection. It's currently at a number of 1. Perhaps you can help her grow it?

Rosalee showcasing her green ball collection. It’s currently at a number of 1. Perhaps you can help her grow it?

Perfecting her downward scratch. Ahhh.

Perfecting her downward scratch. Ahhh.

 

Love,

 

Crepes.

Confession Friday: What the Hell Is This? Part 2.

Dear Readers,

I appreciated all of the support I received last week when I talked about the mysterious adoption note I found regarding one Pinckle Grelyak. (Alias: Martha Sassy Sprinkle Sorbet.)

I have found more. Brace yourselves for this news:

The Evidence

The Evidence

There it is. In Yellow and White. The definitive evidence of “Adoption Contracts” that one Louie Sorbet and one Martha Sorbet (Alias: Pinckle) have been adopted. I find it odd that their adoption dates are different. I find it further odd that they’re from 2014!

My face right now:

My face. Right now.

My face. Right now.

I have to go lie down.

 

Love,

 

Crepes.

Confession Friday: What The Hell Is This?

I’ve decided to bring back confession Friday, not because I need to confess something, but because I believe a certain pair of FODs needs to confess IMMEDIATELY.

You may have heard last year that a certain pair of gray cats was in foster with our family. Here they are, in case you forgot:

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Louie, the tiny one

 

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Martha, now known as Sprinkle or “Pinckle”

Remember them? Here’s what they look like now:

Louie and sprinkle

Look at that ridiculous smile.

And do you know WHY he’s smiling? DO YOU? I’ll show you:

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WUT.

What do you mean “thank you for adopting Martha OVER A YEAR AGO? And what about Louie? Why isn’t he included in this note, Hmm? This explains why they’re still here!

I think MomFOD has some serious explaining to do. Go on, MomFOD. CONFESS.

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS. Have you considered fostering? It’s fun! And rewarding.  And the season is coming up!

Bachelor of the Week: Duff!

You guys!

Please meet Duff.

Duff.

Duff.

Don’t shake his hand, though! He might cream you in the face with a pie.

Now, I can’t say that with any real certainty, because I don’t have any photo evidence that he’s ever actually done that, but Save A Pet IL tells me that he’s like the clown of the FIV+ room, and we all know that clowns like to cream people in the faces with pie. And scare little children. And three-legged cats. I hate clowns.

And yet, there is a certain je ne sais quoi about Duff’s face that puts me right at ease. Here. Look at it:

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Oh, maybe that wasn’t the best choice. Here, try this one:

Ahh. There.

Ahh. There.

Much better.  Anyway, Duff the Buff, as the ladies call him, is about 5 years old, give or take a year, and would be happy in a home with other cats. He is FIV+ and will require a bit of extra vet care, a healthy diet, and lots of love. You know, the same as all cats.

If you’d like to meet Duff, contact Save A Pet today!

"You, tail! I've got you now!" - Duff.

“You, tail! I’ve got you now!” – Duff.

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Watch out, tail! Duff the Buff is going to get you!

 

 

Love,

Crepes.

PS. I’ll be posting more shortly, but if you haven’t already purchased tickets to the Los Angeles-based Kitty Bungalow Charm School for Wayward Cats’ CATbaret, you need to do it now. Now, I say!  MomFOD might be there… oh, who am I kidding? She already has a ticket and is going. So please come!