Tuesday Haikusday: Kitten Season

World,

It was requested that I discuss Kitten Season this week. And so I shall, in preparation of the coming births, mouths to feed, and opportunities to foster. Let’s get to it. Eh hem….

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Kittens will be born,

thousands of them waiting for

a permanent home.

.

Did you spay/neuter?

It’s the only solution.

Cats can’t fix themselves.

.

Spring: season of love

and overpopulation.

Foster if you can.

Love,

Crepes, a product of Kitten season 2011.

PS. What do you want to hear about next week?

13 thoughts on “Tuesday Haikusday: Kitten Season

  1. “She went and got pregnant again” Cats have no choice in these matters! I can see the look in their eyes that says, “Thank you – now I won’t have to go thru that!” We may never run out of cats but we can make the whole population a lot happier!

  2. Kittens become cats.
    Some people forget this fact.
    That kitten with grow…

    There are too many.
    It is not a cat problem.
    Not enough good homes.

    Be responsible.
    Spay and neuter those rascals.
    Humans or the cats?

    Pee Ess: Politically correct I am not. Me, bad.

  3. Crepes, my proofreading skills have obviously tanked. The third line in the first stanza should read “That kittens will grow…”. This merely confirms my belief that I should never attempt to do anything in the morning except to go back to bed.

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