MomFOD is leaving us. Not forever, of course, but for many days. I begin my sulking now and will continue to sulk through her return. Join me as I wax poetic on my emotional torpor. Eh hem…
I fit in your case.
Why won’t you take me with you?
I swear I won’t pee.
.
We sit by the door
Awaiting your great return.
Then, we ignore you.
.
DadFOD cooks for us.
He doesn’t seem to notice
That we eat raw food.
.
Excuse me while I go cling to MomFOD’s right leg (the dog is on her left) and meow piteously while she organizes her things.
Love,
Crepes.
Awww Crepes, lots of blogging fur kids are having to say goodbye to their Mom or DadFOD’s who are off to BlogPaws too. Don’t worry she will be back soon and I’m sure will have a huge stash of pawesome swag for you all. And don’t forget all the sucking up you can make her do for being away when she returns! Kaspars says to demand endless meat.
Oh Crepes. Hey, we won’t give you a hard time. We act that way even if Mumsy is just going out to the mail box – all the way at the end of the drive! Way, way off out there! Or when she goes out onto the patio – out…there…
We’ll be thinking of you.
(((hugs)))
Hope she has a safe trip and isn’t gone too long Crepes. Maybe she will bring you home a surprise.
Sue B
Crepes, are you sure you won’t pee in that case? š We hope your MomFOD is home before you miss her.
Brilliant Haiku. š
We’re sorry you’re being abandoned by your female servant. Ours tried it once, but Derry had his revenge by getting sick shortly after her return (brought on by the stress of ABANDONMENT), so she’s never left us again.
Now, we don’t recommend such drastic measures unless you’ve exhausted every other option first, but it *can* work.
Good luck!
partee at crepes place
mom fod iz gone; dad dont care
we will bring a grill
hope mom haz fun tho
hope her winz a prize all sew
for nom inn nayshunz
dont forget; play slots
babee kneadz a pair oh shooz
roll dice..YAY seven
just who iz babee
like who cares just bring home cash
a safe trip two all
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Oh nooooo!!! We hate when the parents leave. They are going out of town this weekend š Your haiku expresses your feelings so very well, Crepes. Hope that MomFOD isn’t gone TOO long…
You can always hop the Metra and come out for a visit with us while she is gone, Crepes! Hope she has a good time.
We love it, especially how you wait for her return and then ignore her. You have to keep her in her place!
(MOL) Da raw food got meez. Yous know yous mom will miss yous mowe den yous miss hers. No purrin’ or sweet kitty meows will dwive hers cwazy. Hope yous hav a Pawsum day!! š
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ā„ā„ā„
Dezi
I’m bummed. Not because my human is going away next week for a few days (which she is), but because her boyfriend, and not the awesome pet sitter, will be here to take care of me, and let Binga steal my food.
Abandonment? We think your Haiku was purrfect! Hope it goes by quickly for you.
XOXO
HAHA Crepes my Mommy is staying home with me š –Truffles
Fitting haiku. Sigh, we had “the talk” with my boys about travel today.