Bachelor of the Week: Bennifur!
Dear World, Today I write you a story about ribbons, a tale about love, a saga about crowding. Today, I tell you the story of […]
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Bachelorette of the Week: Divya! (and Linda)
World, Let me expound today on the greatness of Divya! I’ve learned that her name is Sanskrit for “Divine.” It seems that this dear soul […]
Bachelor of the Week: Paddy Cake
Ladies and gentleman! May I present the baker’s man of folkloric fame, the one, the only: PADDY CAKE!!!! ::insert wild applause here…no seriously. Do it. […]
