It’s shark week, and so I must wax poetic about it. Eh hem…
I watch the water
Knowing you swim under there.
I will not go in.
.
If you touch me, shark
I will kick you with my stump.
It hurts in the eye.
.
Folks often wonder
How I got my stumpy leg
I tell them: great white.
.
For those of you who have asked, we now have an official #teamdogfish badge! I have no idea why Team Shcat wasn’t good enough for you. I mean, I know why Team Shkitten wasn’t good enough, but Team Shcat? You had to get the dog involved? Somehow she always gets involved, like that time she put on my underwear. That Doodle is seriously like a stem in my catnip.
Anyway, here you go.
Love,
Crepes.
Crepes you made the woofies her happy, thanks for restoring peace at our house 🙂
You keep a watchful eye on that shark – they have sharper teeth than you do!
We must be the only ones who don’t care about shark week. It can’t end soon enough for me. Funny haiku.
Happy Shark Week furriends!
Great haiku. We hope we never have a reason to get “stumped” in the eye. Ouch!
Lmao!!!! Crepes you crack us up!
MOL, Crepes. You’re a tougher kitty than the shark!
Pooe guy doesn’t stand a chance against a Catfish or a ShKitten for that matter.
Shoko
You really have embraced this whole Shark Week thing. We have a story on our blog today about a kitty who lost a paw, but it was to a croc. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
That’s some fierce haiku for Shark Week, Crepes…we can’t decide between the 2nd or 3rd as our fav…well done Crepes!
Good one, Crepes. No great white is gonna mess with you…again.
Crepes, what is the sound of one stump clapping?
MOL, Crepes! Loved your haikus – and I won’t be allowing my human to grab that DOGfish badge, nuh-uh.
Crepes, thanks for the dog fish badge. We had to humor our doggies, they were feeling left out. You go girl and as rather mature cats we are #teamshcat all the way. ~Socks & Scylla
cat fish will get ewe
watch out shark finned doodle dawg
soggy dawg bizcut
toona fish toona
thiz aint chickn oh de sea
thanx cod itz KNOT burd
shcat cat rainz soo preem
sew doez de shkittens kittens
play jaws mewsic now
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Crepes is such a little bad a** that even the sharks swim away in fear!!! You go girl!