It’s been five days. I’ve neither bathed nor slept. Well, I mean, I have, but not well. Or thoroughly. MomFOD is still away. I grow weary of the slop DadFOD prepares for us. Although it is the exact same product that MomFOD puts into our bowls, DadFOD doesn’t do it quite right. The angle of the bowl, the way he breathes as the food defrosts – I don’t know. It’s just not as good.
I weigh myself to make sure that I remain the same so that MomFOD recognizes me when she returns.
Hours are months.
I know no solace outside of her arms.
I wither.
Love,
Crepes.
I don’t know HOW you’re managing. My peeps left me alone for NINE WHOLE HOURS on Thursday while they went trottin’ off to the city and I was a mouses’ tail length away from witherin’ into nothingness. MOUSES!
Purrs,
Nissy
It’s a wonder you are still alive now that she’s back. I hope she realizes the damage she caused, the stress she put your poor special needs body and soul through? Only endless cuddles and large portions of your favorite foods will even begin to make up for this savage behavior.
Oh Crepes you are so dramatic! I’m sure glad my Mommy isn’ t leaving me! –Truffles
Crepes, we feel your pain. When you want your MomFOD, you want your MomFOD–and no one else will do!
Our Mom rarely goes anywhere, and when she does, she has a great petsitter for us. But we still don’t think she should leave the house for any reason except to buy cat food, toys, and treats for us. When she DARES to go to the barn to ride her horse, Bean and Useless have melt-downs. Poor kitties. At least we can make Mom feel REALLY guilty. Payback is a you know what!!! Purrs…
Crepes, we’re afraid we’re gonna be the same way when the mom goes off to BlogPaws this week. What are we gonna do???
Crepes my furiend, I feel your pain. I am going to be in the same boat soon. Dad is great and all but he sure isn’t MOM. Love, Cody
Poor Crepes. Hope mom will be home soon.
Sue B
You and momFOD = Kit and her Daddy. I don’t think I saw her once this weekend..
Awww poor Crepes. We understand about the food. It’s just different when it’s not your mom.
This is ever so sad……but I totally understand. When my Mom’s away I miss the way SHE fixes my food and the way HER lap feels for napping and way SHE talks to me. Dad – well Dad is just DAD……sniff sniff. Let’s hope your Mom comes back soon before you waste away to nothing!
Hugs, Sammy
Poor Crepes! Abandonment is terrible isn’t it. Nobody can do the food like our mums. My dad never mushes it properly. Mum gets it just right.
DadFOD feeding is NEVER the same, is it? Just think of it as time to plot exactly where you’re going to leave that hairball when she returns.
Geez, Crepes, I kind of like it when my human isn’t here! It’s nice to get some peace from her unwanted cuddling and food obsessions.
Aaaaw Crepes, meez luvs yous. Is gunna be okay. MomFOD will be bacl soon and meez suwe dadFOD is duin’ da bestest hims can.
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
Poor Crepes . . . you’ve been talking to Henri, le chat noir, haven’t you? Poor dear. :'(
Poor baby. Momma be home soon and then you can nip her toes for leaving you.