Ok, seriously, this Polar guy needs to quit with the vortex and get on back up north. I mean, I actually don’t go outside, but I can see from the windows it looks pretty nippy. And then when the dog has to go out, MomFOD has to put her boots on, and then her coat, and then her leash, and then her own boots and coat and leash. It takes forever and when I’m waiting for my food it’s kind of annoying. And then there’s the fact that everyone else is complaining about it, which I also find annoying. I dunno. I’ll stop complaining and take out my frustrations in verse. Eh hem…
I’ve heard tell of cold
just like this in ancient times,
back in the 80s.
.
If I were a bear
I think that I’d not care. Why?
Epic three-month nap.
.
The dog goes outside.
Sniffs the coldness, takes her time.
You curse. I laugh, warm.
Please make sure that any outdoor animals have shelter and UNFROZEN water. If you know of homeless kitties or pups in your area, providing them with styrofoam containers stuffed with straw and covered with a space blanket would really help and could even save some lives.
Stay toasty, my friends!
Love,
Crepes.
PS. Greg will stare at you in the shower until you remember to Vote for the Inheritance.
It has been an endless cold this year. We are having a heatwave tomorrow with a high of 27. LOL. Stay warm.
Sue B
Fortunately it’s not so cold here. With all the farms around, there are some places to stay warm and safe for feral cats. We think of all our furry friends in need ! Purrs
Love your haiku. TW feeds feral cats in the park and worries about them when it’s too cold for her to go out. When she can go out, they’re always there waiting for her. She hopes they have a nice shelter in one of the buildings.
Great haikus, Crapes!! Stay nice and warm over there, ok?
two doodle:
a lesson for ewe
lurn ta flush de toy let dawg
then ewe can stay in
make sure de seetz down
ore ewe may just fall on in
uh, knot good news ther
after ewe R done
tern on de stink a way fan
phew…what did ewe eat
I am thinking warm thoughts and sending them your way… can you feel them?
Noodle
We are SO over this polar vortex thing. Enough already!!
Well done on the ‘ku! We’re tired of this cold stuff already…bring on Spring. Our outdoor kitty visitor now has a heated house of her very own on our front porch…she loves it. We wish all outside animals had warm shelter – it’s ridiculously cold in so many parts of the world. Stay warm Crepes!
Hugs, Sammy
We are thinking of all of the outdoor animals — feral and otherwise — in this terrible weather. Surely there’s a spring thaw on the horizon?
My paws are crossed for all the outdoor animals in this awful weather you are having!
Why does this winter feel endless? Sending warm thoughts to all and purring for VOTES.
We are thinking of all our feral furiends and hoping they find safe shelter.
The wind shills here are dipping to -50 below.
(((purrs)))