Per reader request, I am writing about “Cat Grass,” in honor of Harry Sheets and Pancakes. Thank you, Tabbies O’ Trout Towne, for the suggestion.
I plant the seeds now
And wait for them to grow up.
Then, I mow them down.
.
Are you good for me?
Do you make my fur shiny?
Nevermind. I puked.
.
You tickle my nose
As I chew you to nothing,
Co-dependent grass.
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And, last week’s best reader haiku came to us from, once again, Da Tabbies O’Trout Towne! And here it is:
spring meenz burdz iz bak
stooooooooooopid rood caca dropperz
we wish it wuz fall
Do you have a haiku you want to share? I’ll publish my favorite next week! Also, what topic do you want me to write about? Ask, and it shall be done.
Love, Crepes.
PS Look out for my awesome upcoming article with D’Artagnan’s new mom! She’ll be talking about why she adopted a special needs cat and why you can, too!
wee knead sum cat grazz
wee iz type inn frum de phone
inter netz knot werkin
phone keyz iz two small
wee canna even see stuff
mackerull tastes grate
crepes whatz in yur post
we canna see it either
flounder tastes good two
I guess you guys will have to check back later when the internet is a-workin’!-Crepes.
Amusing. Made mom grin. We like the look of the garden. We’d enjoy spending some time there. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
Thanks, you fabulous crowd of kitties. – Crepes.
Love the cat grass one. I am still laughing at one by Da Tabbies O’Trout Towne. So funny.
Sue B
I have never tasted cat grass. Love, Cody