Bachelorette of the Week: Zencada!

You guys!

Today, may I present you Zencada, a tortie with a fabulous name, spicy attitude, and a touch o the diabetes.

Zencada, a tortie that's out of this world.

Zencada, a tortie that’s out of this world.

Now, I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure with a name like Zencada, this tortie is out of this world. Literally. I think she came from Mars or just a few light years beyond. Her exact birth (landing) date was November 12th, 2008. Presently, she requires a special space diet (prescription food) and takes interstellar juice shots twice a day (insulin) to make up for a certain essence of comet that Earth is lacking.

From what I hear, Zencada is especially friendly and loves to chat and rub her fur on you. I believe that’s how they say “hello” in space. If you’re worried that you won’t understand her language, fear not, for even if the words don’t make sense, the language of love is intergalactically known and you need only to look into her starry eyes to understand her.

If you’d like to meet this lovely girl, contact Tabby’s Place immediately. If you can’t meet her, but you’d like to pay for some of her space food and interstellar juice, click here to help sponsor her care while she waits for just the right person.

Pondering the relationship between light speed and the distance from the food bowl.

Pondering the relationship between light speed and the distance from the food bowl.

This is how they say "I adore you" in space-ese.

This is how they say “I adore you” in space-ese. It’s all in the eyes.

Love,

Crepes.