A CATastrophes Movie and A Winner

You guys!

Today, I give you a video to alleviate some of your tax woes. It seems that even cats have taxes to collect.

Also, I have my Texts from Mittens winner today. Are you ready?

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It’s:

Dezi and Lexi!

Woo! Ladies, please email me at crepesATcatinthefridge.com with your mailing address. The prize will be shipped to you!

Thanks, everyone, for entering.

Love,

Crepes.

Texts From Mittens Arrives! Giveaway

You guys!

Are you familiar with the hilarious Texts From Mittens pieces by Angie Bailey? If you aren’t, you’re totally missing out on some hilarious interactions between a woman and her cat.

text_from_mittens_3DFor instance, check out this doozy:

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Brilliant! Doze before bros! That’s TOTALLY within Cat Code.

Ok, ok. My turn. If I was going to text MomFOD, it would go like this:

C: Hey, MomFOD. My stump itches.

MF: That’s nice, CrapJack.

C: Will you come lick it for me?

MF: That’s gross. Lick your own stump.

C: But I want YOU to do it.

MF: No.

C: You hate me.

I don’t know. Was that as good as Mittens? He’s always got something so cool to say! I’ll keep thinking about it.

Anyway, the book just came out on March 31st and is now available anywhere you buy books, or click here to make it easy with an Amazon hardcover or Kindle purchase.

Are you convinced that you want to read it yet? YOU ARE?

Fantastic! Then it’s time to enter the

TEXTS FROM MITTENS GIVEAWAY!

One lucky reader can win one! Leave a comment on this post telling me what your cat would text you about to  be entered to win a copy. USA and Canada residents only, please. (Sorry, New Zealand.) One (1) lucky winner will be chosen randomly from the comments using random.org and will be contacted via email. Winner has 48 hours to respond or a new winner will be chosen. Entries must be received by Monday, April 6th at 11:59 pm to be eligible to win. Winner will be announced Tuesday, April 7th.

I love sounding official. Good luck!

Love,

Crepes.

PS. If you’ve ever imagined with it’s like to text directly with Mittens, DadFOD did a little video about it so you can experience it live:

FTC Disclosure: We were asked by the author to review a copy of the aforementioned book and received one copy as compensation, as well as the offer of a giveaway for our readers. All opinions are our own.

Bachelor of the Week: Charlie!

Oh! I have a DOOZY for your today!

Do you like to snuggle? Do you like gigantic man cats who are almost too big to hold? What about gray cats? How about one-eyed cats? YOU DO?!?! Fantastic, because that’s who we have today!

Charlie.

Charlie.

World, meet Charlie. This gigantic hunk of mancat was living in a junkyard. One day, a kind man tried to help him and do you know what Charlie did? He jumped into his car! You see, Charlie loves cars. It was the only thing that was really keeping him going during his junkyard days – perusing all the shiny, rusty, smooshed up cars that came around. One day, he hopes to build a porsche from scratch. True story. He even has the hood ornament all ready to go, except he won’t show anyone who doesn’t adopt him.

Besides his love for muscle cars, Charlie loves to cuddle and ride on shoulders. Also, he has FIV and diabetes. He probably picked up the FIV on the street, most likely when someone insulted one of his rides. The diabetes just kind of happened. Also, he’s missing an eye, but he only needs one to target you with. Target for what, you ask! Well, snuggles, of course!

If you think you have space in your home for a bear hugger with a constant sassy wink, contact Tabby’s Place today! Charlie sure would be grateful. He might even let you ride in his porsche one day. If you can’t fit this big boy into your house, consider leaving a donation for his care. He’ll use part of his for his needs and I’m sure Tabby’s Place will let him keep part for his porsche fund.

Debating the merits of high-walled vs. low-rider tires.

Debating the merits of high-walled vs. low-rider tires.

"Is that a finger print on my newly waxed car?!?!" - Charlie.

“Is that a finger print on my newly waxed car?!?!” – Charlie.

"Will you be my passenger for life?"  - Charlie.

“Will you be my passenger for life?” – Charlie.

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS. Our buddy Mittens from Texts From Mittens has just put his book on pre-order! If you love Mittens, get your copy reserved! If you don’t love Mittens, you need to open your heart to his witty ways.