Are you familiar with the hilarious Texts From Mittens pieces by Angie Bailey? If you aren’t, you’re totally missing out on some hilarious interactions between a woman and her cat.
For instance, check out this doozy:
Brilliant! Doze before bros! That’s TOTALLY within Cat Code.
Ok, ok. My turn. If I was going to text MomFOD, it would go like this:
C: Hey, MomFOD. My stump itches.
MF: That’s nice, CrapJack.
C: Will you come lick it for me?
MF: That’s gross. Lick your own stump.
C: But I want YOU to do it.
C: You hate me.
I don’t know. Was that as good as Mittens? He’s always got something so cool to say! I’ll keep thinking about it.
Anyway, the book just came out on March 31st and is now available anywhere you buy books, or click here to make it easy with an Amazon hardcover or Kindle purchase.
Are you convinced that you want to read it yet? YOU ARE?
Fantastic! Then it’s time to enter the
TEXTS FROM MITTENS GIVEAWAY!
One lucky reader can win one! Leave a comment on this post telling me what your cat would text you about to be entered to win a copy. USA and Canada residents only, please. (Sorry, New Zealand.) One (1) lucky winner will be chosen randomly from the comments using random.org and will be contacted via email. Winner has 48 hours to respond or a new winner will be chosen. Entries must be received by Monday, April 6th at 11:59 pm to be eligible to win. Winner will be announced Tuesday, April 7th.
I love sounding official. Good luck!
PS. If you’ve ever imagined with it’s like to text directly with Mittens, DadFOD did a little video about it so you can experience it live:
FTC Disclosure: We were asked by the author to review a copy of the aforementioned book and received one copy as compensation, as well as the offer of a giveaway for our readers. All opinions are our own.