Bachelor of the Week: Moon Shadow!

Hello, World!

Today, I’d like to introduce you to the one, the only, Moon Shadow! :: insert applause and whisker twitches here::

Moon Shadow: The Invincible.

He doesn’t always dangle his paw, but when he does, he looks really, really cool.

Moon Shadow is a adult black cat who slinks about the house in the most elegant of ways. He also loves to regale the world with his wonderful breath. True story. See below. Haaaaaaaaa…..

Moon Shadow was adopted a few years ago but returned due to differences he had with the other resident cat. He likes head rubs, laser pointers, and sitting in your lap. He also enjoys taking insulin shots to control his rather minor case of the diabetes. Do you have space in your lap for Moon Shadow?

YOU DO????? (Yes, I’m looking at YOU.)

Then contact Save A Pet IL today and tell them you’re in! MS is available for adoption or permanent foster, where SavAPetIL will pay for his medical bills in case you are unable. What a deal!

Freshening the world with his breath.

Freshening the world with his breath. Haaaaaaaa…

Workin' it as a tail model.

Workin’ it as a tail model.

Love,

Crepes.

 

Bachelorette of the Week: Raja!

You Guys!

It’s time for another Bachelorette of the Week! But before I announce her, I’d like to take a moment to acknowledge my recent absences from the blog. Acknowledged. And now….

…meet Raja!!!!
::insert wild applause here::

The amazing Raja!

The amazing Raja!

Raja is fifteen years old. She has lots of fabulous orange stripes, and she enjoys brushing, petting, and nebulizing. What’s that, you ask? Nebulizing means she uses a little spa-like mask to help with her chronic rhinitis. Sure, she might snore a bit, but what kitty doesn’t? (I don’t.) She also appreciates tiny foot massages whilst she enjoys her time in the spa.

Also, Raja enjoys fine dining – only the best, hypo-allergenic deliciousness for her. And if you stray from this? She’ll diarrhea all over you. Not intentionally, of course. It’s just her little body’s requirement, along with anti-inflammatory medications to treat her IBD. Also, her liver values are slightly elevated, along with her taste in fashion and decor. No red blankets, please. They clash with her fur.

And, in case you were wondering if Raja’s special needs stopped there, we’ll let you know that they don’t! Raja is also being treated for mammary cancer, but it was caught early and she’s doing fine. She may also be hyperthyroid, but wait till you see how she loves to snuggle and burrow into blankets!

If you feel like you have the right stuff for Raja – the ability to keep up with her diet, medications, royal spa treatments, and fashion-oriented, purple and/or green toned blankets and furniture, call Tabby’s Place today!  She’d love to meet you and have you brush her.

Or, if you think her tastes are just slightly too demanding for you, consider being her sponsor. She would be really pleased to know you care.

Snuggling into a nicely toned green blanket to bring out her eyes.

Snuggling into a nicely toned green blanket to bring out her eyes.

"Who put me on this bed? It clashes with my fur!" - Raja.

“Who put me on this bed? It clashes with my fur!” – Raja.

Raja showing off just the right color blanket to make her shine.

Raja showing off just the right color blanket to make her shine.

Love,

Crepes.

PS. Raja is also a recipient of the Linda fund, which I mentioned last week. Tabby’s Place is still collecting donations to replenish their fund for helping the most needy kitties with emergency medical care. Please take a moment to learn about it and even offer a a donation – all donations are being matched by generous companies so your dollars will go twice as far.

 

 

Bachelor of the Week: Charlie!

Oh! I have a DOOZY for your today!

Do you like to snuggle? Do you like gigantic man cats who are almost too big to hold? What about gray cats? How about one-eyed cats? YOU DO?!?! Fantastic, because that’s who we have today!

Charlie.

Charlie.

World, meet Charlie. This gigantic hunk of mancat was living in a junkyard. One day, a kind man tried to help him and do you know what Charlie did? He jumped into his car! You see, Charlie loves cars. It was the only thing that was really keeping him going during his junkyard days – perusing all the shiny, rusty, smooshed up cars that came around. One day, he hopes to build a porsche from scratch. True story. He even has the hood ornament all ready to go, except he won’t show anyone who doesn’t adopt him.

Besides his love for muscle cars, Charlie loves to cuddle and ride on shoulders. Also, he has FIV and diabetes. He probably picked up the FIV on the street, most likely when someone insulted one of his rides. The diabetes just kind of happened. Also, he’s missing an eye, but he only needs one to target you with. Target for what, you ask! Well, snuggles, of course!

If you think you have space in your home for a bear hugger with a constant sassy wink, contact Tabby’s Place today! Charlie sure would be grateful. He might even let you ride in his porsche one day. If you can’t fit this big boy into your house, consider leaving a donation for his care. He’ll use part of his for his needs and I’m sure Tabby’s Place will let him keep part for his porsche fund.

Debating the merits of high-walled vs. low-rider tires.

Debating the merits of high-walled vs. low-rider tires.

"Is that a finger print on my newly waxed car?!?!" - Charlie.

“Is that a finger print on my newly waxed car?!?!” – Charlie.

"Will you be my passenger for life?"  - Charlie.

“Will you be my passenger for life?” – Charlie.

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS. Our buddy Mittens from Texts From Mittens has just put his book on pre-order! If you love Mittens, get your copy reserved! If you don’t love Mittens, you need to open your heart to his witty ways.

 

A Reading with Psychic Source: Walter

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Today, in the middle of the week, I, the Great Crepesini, will once again play medium, despite the fact that I wear a size xxxs. We have a question about Walter. The question is:

How has Walter’s life changed since his surgery? Does it bother him at all? Does he know things are different? I’ve attached three photos of Walter, 1 before surgery, and 2 after.

In this case, Nancy also asked for Walter’s birthday, which was reported as June 10th, 2012. Before I show you Walter’s photos, I invite you at home to have a look at Walter and see what you think. It’ll be like the “Psychic Reading: Home Game Edition.”  There is no physical prize, just a telepathic pat on the back from me.

Walter before surgery

Walter before surgery

Walter after surgery

Walter after surgery

Walter, learning to read with one eye.

Walter re-learning how to read with one eye.

 

Here is Nancy’s reply:

When one first looks at Walter, Your first thought is Oh……Poor Walter.
But, I have to tell you, Walter has already adjusted to his disability very well. The reason why is because he feels like he is with Family. He feels safe and happy and Loved. It took him about 2 weeks to adjust, But he has done very well. I do not know who is around Walter, but when I closed my eyes I saw a man, a woman and 2 kids around him. He is with the family and feels protected and happy. I also got the Ace of Cups for his future card, and aces alone are very positive in Tarot Readings. The Ace of Cups stands for Love and feeling Love and giving Love back.
He will live to be a very old age and he will face his disabilities with determination and not give up. Sudden moves or loud noises may affect him for a while, but in time, He will not have any fears.
I feel you are a loving person to care for Walter the way you do. That is what I call true love and caring. Bless you for your care of Walter. He will give you love and affection back.

Sincerely, Nancy X8068

If YOU want to have a reading with Nancy, submit your question below for a chance to have it answered! Make sure I have your email address! If you can’t wait, you can contact Psychic Source yourself here.

Love,

Crepes.

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