Tuesday Haikusday: Shark Week!

You Guys! I LOVE Shark week. I have shark slippers and a shark mascot and once I made shark blood kool-aid! It was tasty, really. Anyway, as I hunker down and enjoy the sharks this week, I leave you with some poetic musings on the subject. I even put in a bonus poem because I felt so inspired.

I think I'm getting better with Photoshop. What do you think?

I think I’m getting better with Photoshop. What do you think?

 

I sneak up behind

And, pouncing, I strike you hard.

You’re fish food, momFOD.

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I lurk in the depths

Trolling the dark ocean floor

I’m a tough cat fish.

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My teeth are sharp, white.

They gleam as I bite my prey.

Am I cat or shark?

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DUHHH duh. DUHHH duh. Duh

DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH

Duh duh DUHHHHHHHH! Duh duh.

Do you like Shark Week? What’s your favorite show? I wonder if there are special needs sharks out there somewhere.

Love,

Crepes.

PS.  I heard the Kitty Bungalow CATbaret went REALLY well and people loved momFOD’s composition “Call Me Charm Cat,” featuring Nora the Piano cat. Thanks to everyone who left a note saying they enjoyed it! It was a pleasure and an honor to be asked to take part.  I mean, momFOD did the work, but I had to listen to it and also help her stay creative.