Tuesday Haikusday: Italy Welcomes Crepes

Remember when I said Italians really love cats? Well, apparently they love me especially because I saw banners for me everywhere! Here are a few photos that I’ve decided to wax poetic about. This was a challenge since Italian words seem to be awfully long, each one was like a haiku unto itself. Eh hem…

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Bar Amore in Rome. They put my name in lights! I think “pub” must mean “welcome” in Italian.

Dear Bar Amore,

Thanks for welcoming me but

Neon is tacky.

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This place was offering me various ways of entertaining myself like with nutella, white chocolate, etc. And they were going to pay me Euros to enjoy myself!

This place had a spa menu. They wanted to cover me in Nutella, white chocolate, marmelade. And they were going to pay me Euros to enjoy the spa. Wow!

Sweet Marmellata

Or maybe some Nutella?

Ran out of sylla-

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This place in Rome really went all out with two signs! Although, apparently this pizza guy they were expecting deserved three. Maybe I'll get three next year.

This place in Rome really went all out with two signs! Although, apparently this pizza guy they were expecting deserved three. Maybe I’ll get three next year.

What’s a pizza crepes?

I think it’s food, I replied.

Don’t ask dumb questions.

Love,

Crepes.