Confession Friday: What the Hell Is This? Part 2.

Dear Readers,

I appreciated all of the support I received last week when I talked about the mysterious adoption note I found regarding one Pinckle Grelyak. (Alias: Martha Sassy Sprinkle Sorbet.)

I have found more. Brace yourselves for this news:

The Evidence

The Evidence

There it is. In Yellow and White. The definitive evidence of “Adoption Contracts” that one Louie Sorbet and one Martha Sorbet (Alias: Pinckle) have been adopted. I find it odd that their adoption dates are different. I find it further odd that they’re from 2014!

My face right now:

My face. Right now.

My face. Right now.

I have to go lie down.

 

Love,

 

Crepes.

Confession Friday: What The Hell Is This?

I’ve decided to bring back confession Friday, not because I need to confess something, but because I believe a certain pair of FODs needs to confess IMMEDIATELY.

You may have heard last year that a certain pair of gray cats was in foster with our family. Here they are, in case you forgot:

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Louie, the tiny one

 

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Martha, now known as Sprinkle or “Pinckle”

Remember them? Here’s what they look like now:

Louie and sprinkle

Look at that ridiculous smile.

And do you know WHY he’s smiling? DO YOU? I’ll show you:

note from tree house adoption

WUT.

What do you mean “thank you for adopting Martha OVER A YEAR AGO? And what about Louie? Why isn’t he included in this note, Hmm? This explains why they’re still here!

I think MomFOD has some serious explaining to do. Go on, MomFOD. CONFESS.

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS. Have you considered fostering? It’s fun! And rewarding.  And the season is coming up!

Meowsterpiece Monday: Cats and Facebook

You guys.

Clearly this facebook account is being used for nefarious purposes.

Clearly this facebook account is being used for nefarious purposes. #highonnip

Now, I’m not one to say anything against cats taking part in social media. Clearly, I am a social media maven of sorts myself. Because, you know, blog.

Anyway, some cats aren’t as, shall we say, judicious with their use of social media and this is the story of one such cat (Louie) who has no respect for his FODs (Louie) and shouldn’t be allowed to have his own account (Louie.)

 

Love,

Crepes.

JCVD: All Cats Have His Number

You guys!

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You all know who Jean Claude Van Damme is, right? Well, MomFOD has been a huge fan of his for like the last 45 years or something. Anyway, he gave the internet the ability to make a movie with him, and so we did! (This one doesn’t star me, but I functioned as the fight coordinator behind the scenes.)

May I present to you: JCVD Kicking Butt for Cats

 

For more films, visit http://youtube.com/catcatastrophes

Love,

Crepes.