Please Look At Oregano Jones (It’s Just Louie)

Dear Readers,

Today, I’d like you to meet Oregano Jones. (His name is Louie. You’ve seen him before, except he’s gotten a lot fluffier and a lot more full of himself.)

Do you remember this cat?

There he was in 2014.

Note the hairess tail, the black nose, the skinny frame. He was one of those kittens that MomFOD forgot to tell me she adopted. She claims he was a “try before you buy” and also a “buy one/get another one for the same price” because he came glued to Pinkle. Anyway, this is what he looks like now:

 

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Louie.

Well, MomFOD has just informed me that is not, in fact, Louie. How odd. It looks so much like I perceive his personality. Anyway, I’ve been told to share this photo instead:

Actually Louie.

I don’t see a difference, really. They’re both furry, they both bug me, and they both have a big ass.  Anyway, here’s what he has to say about himself:

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Crepes: Hello, Louie.

Louie: Oregano Jones.

Crepes: I’m sorry?

Louie: I go by Oregano Jones now.

Crepes: Umm… ok…why?

Louie: It suits me. I’m handsome, I’m adventuresome, I’m really- Woah!

Crepes: And he fell off the chair.

Louie: No fear! I have righted myself!

Crepes: Nothing could make you right. Tell me about this alter ego.

Louie:  Oregano Jones is who I’m known as in the industry.

Crepes: The pet fur industry?

Louie: In the movies! Have you NOT seen my films?

Crepes: Oh right. Those.

Louie: Anyway, this is where I got the name. And it stuck. So I’ll be using it going forward.

Crepes: Sigh. Your tail is in the pate.

Louie: That’s Biggie Fluff.

Crepes: Your tail?

Louie: Yeah. He’s got his own persona. Cuz he’s so magnificent.

Crepes: I – I just – Is there anything else you want to add about yourself?

Louie: I am fast! I am strong! I am- oh no!

Crepes: You’ve somehow managed to fall onto the floor from the floor. Well done, Louie.

Louie: Oregano Jones!

Crepes: Whatever.

Louie: Hey, can I read this before you post it? I want to make sure you make me look cool.

Crepes:

Louie: Crepes? CREPES??

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And that’s Louie Oregano Jones.  He is fearless, he smells a little weird (mostly his breath), and he really thinks he’s great. What do you think?

His tail, known as “Biggie Fluff.”

Helping out the blog.

Love,

Crepes.

Confession Friday: What the Hell Is This? Part 2.

Dear Readers,

I appreciated all of the support I received last week when I talked about the mysterious adoption note I found regarding one Pinckle Grelyak. (Alias: Martha Sassy Sprinkle Sorbet.)

I have found more. Brace yourselves for this news:

The Evidence

The Evidence

There it is. In Yellow and White. The definitive evidence of “Adoption Contracts” that one Louie Sorbet and one Martha Sorbet (Alias: Pinckle) have been adopted. I find it odd that their adoption dates are different. I find it further odd that they’re from 2014!

My face right now:

My face. Right now.

My face. Right now.

I have to go lie down.

 

Love,

 

Crepes.

Confession Friday: What The Hell Is This?

I’ve decided to bring back confession Friday, not because I need to confess something, but because I believe a certain pair of FODs needs to confess IMMEDIATELY.

You may have heard last year that a certain pair of gray cats was in foster with our family. Here they are, in case you forgot:

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Louie, the tiny one

 

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Martha, now known as Sprinkle or “Pinckle”

Remember them? Here’s what they look like now:

Louie and sprinkle

Look at that ridiculous smile.

And do you know WHY he’s smiling? DO YOU? I’ll show you:

note from tree house adoption

WUT.

What do you mean “thank you for adopting Martha OVER A YEAR AGO? And what about Louie? Why isn’t he included in this note, Hmm? This explains why they’re still here!

I think MomFOD has some serious explaining to do. Go on, MomFOD. CONFESS.

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS. Have you considered fostering? It’s fun! And rewarding.  And the season is coming up!