My Favorite Confessions of 2013

You Guys!

My blog has been going for almost one year now, and since it’s the end of 2013, I thought I’d put together a short list of my favorite confessions from 2013. However, since I know it’s impolite to toot one’s own horn, I’ve enlisted MomFOD to toot my horn for me. MomFOD, take it!

Alana: Hello, everyone. I’ll make sure Crepes doesn’t toot anything. She has asked me to write about her very favorite confessions from this year. As many of you know, she confesses something on Fridays. Next Friday, she’ll probably be confessing that she forces other people to say how great she is.

Crepes: Not true.

Alana: OK, then I don’t need to write this post.

Crepes: No! Write it!

Alana: Are you forcing me?

Crepes: Please.

Alana: Fine. Without further ado-

Crepes: DDRRRDDDRRRRRRRRBRRrrrbrdddrrrrRRRDDDdrrrrr

Alana: What are you doing?

Crepes: Drumroll.

Alana: Of course. Without FURTHER ado, here are Crepes’ favorite confessions from 2013.

No. 5: I Ride A Magic Carpet – Crepes rides a magic carpet, and it makes fantastical scenes for her to play in.

Magic Carpet on a normal day

Magic Carpet on a normal day

No. 4: I’m Harboring A Fugitive – Crepes has a new friend and his name is Stu.

Stu.

Stu.

No 3: I Want To Be A Fashion Designer – Those holes in our clothes were meticulously placed for maximum flare.

Thumb holes are very in right now.

Thumb holes are very in right now.

No. 2: I Was Adopted Out of Wedlock – We thought she wouldn’t figure this one out.

My detailed timeline of the events.

My detailed timeline of the events.

No. 1: I’m Giving My Blankey to Dot – And then she got adopted! It must be lucky.

blankey

Folding my blankey on my Magic Carpet.

Love,

Alana & Crepes.

Confession Friday: I Long To Be A Fashion Designer

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It’s true. Ever since my trip to Italy, it’s been nagging at me. I’ve been designing secretly for two years now, but I’ve finally mustered up to the courage to say it: I want to be a fashion designer. I want to have a line of Crepes Couture. I have, many times now, improved my FODs’ clothing, and I think I have a real knack for it. Let me show you some of this season’s designs:

Thumb holes are very in right now.

Thumb holes are very in right now.

MomFOD works out a lot, so I vented her favorite jacket. Warm yet cool for autumn comfort.

MomFOD works out a lot, so I vented her favorite jacket. Warm yet cool for autumn comfort.

 

These are dadFODs favorite shorts. I improved airflow and convenience with this cleverly placed aperture. I call these "Peephole pants."

These are dadFODs favorite shorts. I improved airflow and convenience with this cleverly placed aperture. I call these “Peephole pants.”

 

I have also been dabbling in home design. Here’s part of the new table-wear line I’m working on:

Carefully placed cisterns for food to fall directly into, keeping your linens clean and fresh.

Carefully placed cisterns for food to fall directly into, keeping your linens clean and fresh.

What do you think? Do you love it? Would you wear my designs?

What’s your secret today? Confess.

Love,

Crepes.

PS Don’t forget to enter my Gatti Di Roma Calendar giveaway! It ends soon! And a special thanks to Henri, le Chat Noir, for sharing our Adoption Champion photos yesterday. We got a record number of visitors to our site and Siobhan has a great start at finding the perfect home!