Bachelor of the Week: Moon Shadow!

Hello, World!

Today, I’d like to introduce you to the one, the only, Moon Shadow! :: insert applause and whisker twitches here::

Moon Shadow: The Invincible.

He doesn’t always dangle his paw, but when he does, he looks really, really cool.

Moon Shadow is a adult black cat who slinks about the house in the most elegant of ways. He also loves to regale the world with his wonderful breath. True story. See below. Haaaaaaaaa…..

Moon Shadow was adopted a few years ago but returned due to differences he had with the other resident cat. He likes head rubs, laser pointers, and sitting in your lap. He also enjoys taking insulin shots to control his rather minor case of the diabetes. Do you have space in your lap for Moon Shadow?

YOU DO????? (Yes, I’m looking at YOU.)

Then contact Save A Pet IL today and tell them you’re in! MS is available for adoption or permanent foster, where SavAPetIL will pay for his medical bills in case you are unable. What a deal!

Freshening the world with his breath.

Freshening the world with his breath. Haaaaaaaa…

Workin' it as a tail model.

Workin’ it as a tail model.

Love,

Crepes.

 

Bachelorette of the Week: Zencada!

You guys!

Today, may I present you Zencada, a tortie with a fabulous name, spicy attitude, and a touch o the diabetes.

Zencada, a tortie that's out of this world.

Zencada, a tortie that’s out of this world.

Now, I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure with a name like Zencada, this tortie is out of this world. Literally. I think she came from Mars or just a few light years beyond. Her exact birth (landing) date was November 12th, 2008. Presently, she requires a special space diet (prescription food) and takes interstellar juice shots twice a day (insulin) to make up for a certain essence of comet that Earth is lacking.

From what I hear, Zencada is especially friendly and loves to chat and rub her fur on you. I believe that’s how they say “hello” in space. If you’re worried that you won’t understand her language, fear not, for even if the words don’t make sense, the language of love is intergalactically known and you need only to look into her starry eyes to understand her.

If you’d like to meet this lovely girl, contact Tabby’s Place immediately. If you can’t meet her, but you’d like to pay for some of her space food and interstellar juice, click here to help sponsor her care while she waits for just the right person.

Pondering the relationship between light speed and the distance from the food bowl.

Pondering the relationship between light speed and the distance from the food bowl.

This is how they say "I adore you" in space-ese.

This is how they say “I adore you” in space-ese. It’s all in the eyes.

Love,

Crepes.

Bachelor of the Week: Charlie!

Oh! I have a DOOZY for your today!

Do you like to snuggle? Do you like gigantic man cats who are almost too big to hold? What about gray cats? How about one-eyed cats? YOU DO?!?! Fantastic, because that’s who we have today!

Charlie.

Charlie.

World, meet Charlie. This gigantic hunk of mancat was living in a junkyard. One day, a kind man tried to help him and do you know what Charlie did? He jumped into his car! You see, Charlie loves cars. It was the only thing that was really keeping him going during his junkyard days – perusing all the shiny, rusty, smooshed up cars that came around. One day, he hopes to build a porsche from scratch. True story. He even has the hood ornament all ready to go, except he won’t show anyone who doesn’t adopt him.

Besides his love for muscle cars, Charlie loves to cuddle and ride on shoulders. Also, he has FIV and diabetes. He probably picked up the FIV on the street, most likely when someone insulted one of his rides. The diabetes just kind of happened. Also, he’s missing an eye, but he only needs one to target you with. Target for what, you ask! Well, snuggles, of course!

If you think you have space in your home for a bear hugger with a constant sassy wink, contact Tabby’s Place today! Charlie sure would be grateful. He might even let you ride in his porsche one day. If you can’t fit this big boy into your house, consider leaving a donation for his care. He’ll use part of his for his needs and I’m sure Tabby’s Place will let him keep part for his porsche fund.

Debating the merits of high-walled vs. low-rider tires.

Debating the merits of high-walled vs. low-rider tires.

"Is that a finger print on my newly waxed car?!?!" - Charlie.

“Is that a finger print on my newly waxed car?!?!” – Charlie.

"Will you be my passenger for life?"  - Charlie.

“Will you be my passenger for life?” – Charlie.

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS. Our buddy Mittens from Texts From Mittens has just put his book on pre-order! If you love Mittens, get your copy reserved! If you don’t love Mittens, you need to open your heart to his witty ways.