It’s true, guys. I think it’s time. I think that because of this whole Catdance thing, my small cameo in MagiCATastrophe, the upcoming FitCat book deal….it’s all becoming too much exposure for me and I think that I’m going to need a bodyguard to protect my little self.
Now, I’ve had someone offer his services to me, and I want to know what you think of him. Here’s a photo he sent me. Would this guy keep you away from me?
I guess that’s his resume. I mean, it seems legit, but I’ve never hired a bodyguard before. I think I’m going to test him out and see how this goes. If nothing else, he IS pretty sexy and seems to have quite a bit of money…
I don’t know. What do you think?
PS. My stump itches and the only thing that makes it quit is when someone votes for The Inheritance. Please vote. I’m itchy. Thank you.
It’s true. Ever since my trip to Italy, it’s been nagging at me. I’ve been designing secretly for two years now, but I’ve finally mustered up to the courage to say it: I want to be a fashion designer. I want to have a line of Crepes Couture. I have, many times now, improved my FODs’ clothing, and I think I have a real knack for it. Let me show you some of this season’s designs:
Thumb holes are very in right now.
MomFOD works out a lot, so I vented her favorite jacket. Warm yet cool for autumn comfort.
These are dadFODs favorite shorts. I improved airflow and convenience with this cleverly placed aperture. I call these “Peephole pants.”
I have also been dabbling in home design. Here’s part of the new table-wear line I’m working on:
Carefully placed cisterns for food to fall directly into, keeping your linens clean and fresh.
What do you think? Do you love it? Would you wear my designs?
What’s your secret today? Confess.
PS Don’t forget to enter my Gatti Di Roma Calendar giveaway! It ends soon! And a special thanks to Henri, le Chat Noir, for sharing our Adoption Champion photos yesterday. We got a record number of visitors to our site and Siobhan has a great start at finding the perfect home!