Bachelor of the Week: Half Pint!

Today we have with us a guy who really knows how to party! Meet Half Pint!

Half Pint, modeling for the fragrance "CHATnel No. 5"

“Everywhere you go, there he is.” Half Pint, modeling for the fragrance “CHATnel No. 5”

You know that guy in the corner that wears the lamp shades on his head? Well, after a full pint (or two or three,) that’s Half Pint. And if you try to take his hat, watch out! He’ll take your pants. The weird thing is, I’m kind of serious about that. Half Pint’s special need is that he gets in these little moods, and then he bites the bottom of your pants. I guess we’ll categorize that as “emotional need.”

One of Half Pint's latest shoots for a corporate clothing company.

Pensive, contemplating your pant leg.

 

Other than that, he’s quite a happy cat. At five years old, he’s had an extensive modeling career and looks just dapper in a bandana. All models party, right? Like a fine whiskey, Half Pint is mellowing as he ages. He does great with other cats, but he needs to have the right person to trust. Are you that person? You might be if you like to wear skirts or, say, rubber boots. Or you make cat costumes. A house without children is preferred due to HP’s party hardy nature.

Half Pint has lots to offer to the right person, even if you do wear pants.

To meet him, visit Save A Pet Il!

 

Half Pint in his "cowboy" series.

Half Pint in his “cowboy” series.

In his earlier days, Half Pint was known to do a little nude modeling. It's tasteful, though, so no problem.

In his earlier days, Half Pint was known to do a little nude modeling. It’s tasteful, though, so no problem.

A shot from his "Bubbles in the Buff" campaign.

A shot from his “Bubbles in the Buff” campaign.

 

From his most recent Corporate Wear clothing line shoot.

From his most recent Corporate Wear clothing line shoot.

Love,

Crepes.

 

Confession Friday: I Long To Be A Fashion Designer

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It’s true. Ever since my trip to Italy, it’s been nagging at me. I’ve been designing secretly for two years now, but I’ve finally mustered up to the courage to say it: I want to be a fashion designer. I want to have a line of Crepes Couture. I have, many times now, improved my FODs’ clothing, and I think I have a real knack for it. Let me show you some of this season’s designs:

Thumb holes are very in right now.

Thumb holes are very in right now.

MomFOD works out a lot, so I vented her favorite jacket. Warm yet cool for autumn comfort.

MomFOD works out a lot, so I vented her favorite jacket. Warm yet cool for autumn comfort.

 

These are dadFODs favorite shorts. I improved airflow and convenience with this cleverly placed aperture. I call these "Peephole pants."

These are dadFODs favorite shorts. I improved airflow and convenience with this cleverly placed aperture. I call these “Peephole pants.”

 

I have also been dabbling in home design. Here’s part of the new table-wear line I’m working on:

Carefully placed cisterns for food to fall directly into, keeping your linens clean and fresh.

Carefully placed cisterns for food to fall directly into, keeping your linens clean and fresh.

What do you think? Do you love it? Would you wear my designs?

What’s your secret today? Confess.

Love,

Crepes.

PS Don’t forget to enter my Gatti Di Roma Calendar giveaway! It ends soon! And a special thanks to Henri, le Chat Noir, for sharing our Adoption Champion photos yesterday. We got a record number of visitors to our site and Siobhan has a great start at finding the perfect home!