Crepes: The Swimsuit Edition

You Guys!

A few weeks ago, I commented at IHaveCat.com on a Valentine’s day giveaway for a “thong” from Latvia. It was handmade by Viviana Ozola, and I just loved it. Now, I asked for an XXXXXXXS size, but that wasn’t one of the standard options, so I settled for a medium. When I commented, I suggested that I could use it for a swimsuit. And then, dream come true, I won.

So, my friends, I took my prize and I went to the beach and I began to model.

But then, things went awry. Let me walk you through my ordeal.

Here I am getting into my swimsuit.

A playful shot to start as I warm up.

A playful shot to start as I warm up.

Next, I test out my moody look.

My moody look.

My moody look.

Now, I really start to get into it.

Workin' it.

Workin’ it.

And then…I decide to make things interesting.

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Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

But then, as I really start to roll around, something comes out of the sea and dons my swimsuit.

This is MY shoot, seabeast!

This is MY shoot, seabeast!

 

As you can see, I was not pleased.

Some things cannot be unseen.

Some things cannot be unseen.

And then, it got worse.

 

I quit.

I quit.

I gave up after Peabody got involved. Next time, I need to schedule my bodyguard to guard me. And find a private beach.

Siblings suck. I hope you enjoyed the first few photos, anyway.

Have a happy weekend!

Love,

Crepes.