Bachelorette of the Week: Rosalee – ADOPTED!

Updated: 5/31/16  Rosalee has found a lovely home with a nice family who is ready to augment her green ball collection!

Today, world, we have Rosalee, a distinctly single little lady that happens to look like a certain lady I know that lives with our friend Glogirly. 

Rosalee, masked woman of many hobbies.

Rosalee, masked woman of many hobbies.

You know what I heard about Ms. Rosalee? That she’s soft. Real soft. Like, have you ever petted a sheep who has been rolled in cotton and laid out an air-cushion bed? Rosalee is even softer than that. I mean, I would sleep on her, know what I mean? She also has lotsof hobbies. Let me check my list…. ah yes. She chirps, meows, plays with a mouse, collects green balls, chases snake wands, and has a passion for cardboard scratchers. Oh, also, she’s not really big into other cats, so she’s looking to be your one and only. I think that’s pretty much her only special need. She just wants to be your only special. Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so.

If you want to meet Rosalee, you can contact Feral Fixers in Chicago, IL. Visit her here at her Petfinder page. She would love to meet you!

Rosalee showcasing her green ball collection. It's currently at a number of 1. Perhaps you can help her grow it?

Rosalee showcasing her green ball collection. It’s currently at a number of 1. Perhaps you can help her grow it?

Perfecting her downward scratch. Ahhh.

Perfecting her downward scratch. Ahhh.

 

Love,

 

Crepes.

Bachelorette of the Week: Princess Phoebe Butters! ADOPTED

Update: ADOPTED!!! Within one day of posting. Was it me? Who knows, but hurray!

 

World, today I have for you a bachelorette whose name deserves to be screamed from the rafters of a Medieval dinner party in the spring. Please welcome:

Princess Phoebe Butters!!!!!!

All Hail Princess Phoebe Butters!

All Hail Princess Phoebe Butters!

Now, Tree House describes her as “the prettiest kitty in all the land.” I’ll amend that to “the prettiest kitty in all the land who is no longer adoptable from Tree House and has all four of her legs.”

Princess Butters bestowed her presence upon the House of Trees in December of 2015 when she demanded to be removed from her outdoor circumstances. It would seems that she had once been princess of another land but was overthrown from her kingdom due to some nonsensical reasons that no one could possibly fathom. Apparently, her previous captors tried to contain her power by having her claws removed. HISS! Although she no longer has her beautiful claws, she still loves human companionship and is most interested in one on one play sessions. She would do best in a kingdom all of her own, or possibly with another co-princess of a similar disposition. Although it’s not very royal to mention, Princess Phoebe Butters may have a touch of the IBD. This has yet to be confirmed.

If you need a Princess to rule your heart, seek no further! Princess Phoebe Butters awaits! All hail Princess Butters! Long live the Butters!

Awaiting her new court at The House of Tree.

Awaiting her new court at The House of Tree.

 

Love,

Crepes.

Bachelorette of the Week: Olive!

World,

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I’ve decided to spice up your life a bit today with a discussion of Olives.
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Some olives are green or brown, some black. Some are spicy and some mild and a few may have a hint of added flavor. This particular variety of olive is black with a touch of white, paraplegic, and with a definite dose of delicious. She also comes dressed up in a permanently classy tuxedo, sort of like a kitty version of Annie Lennox.
 Olive of the Varietal: Feistus Catus

Olive of the Varietal: Feistus Catus

Please officially meet Olive, a feisty little tuxedo kitty who was found at the age of five weeks and raised by fosters before finding her way to Tabby’s Place, where she now slides around the floors like a snazzy little broom, both lighting up rooms and shining surfaces with her fanny as she travels to greet people.
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Olive doesn’t have any health problems, save for missing the use of her back legs, and Tabby’s Place feels that her Sweet Dreams of finding a permanent home could be realized with just the right adopter. She does wear a diaper since she can’t seem to, um, contain her urine, but don’t tease her about it because, as the saying goes, You Don’t Mess With A Missionary Cat.
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The right home for Olive would be one that would admire her for her spunk, a home that would be able to change her little diapers daily, a home that’s clean and tidy because she doesn’t like Walking On Broken Glass. Is that home yours? Wonderful! Call Tabby’s Place ASAP. Is it not? That’s ok, you can still Put A Little Love Into Your Heart and sponsor this amazing kitty while she searches for her loving forever home. Don’t leave her Waiting In Vain because the love that she’s got and is waiting to share? Money Can’t Buy It.
Don't Touch My Diaper! - Olive.

Don’t Touch My Diaper! – Olive.

Olive shining the floors with her lovely behind.

Olive shining the floors with her lovely behind.

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Love,
Crepes.
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PS. Those were all song lyrics. You weren’t hallucinating.