Bachelor of the Week: Gary!

You guys!

I decided to get off my behind and do one more Bachelor of the Week for 2015. And so, for our final fellow of the year, we have:

GARY

GARY

 This is Gary. Gary is handsome. Gary is ten. Gary is orange. Gary is a tabby. I think by now you know his name, so let’s talk about his other attributes, shall we? Gary, that handsome ten-year-old orange tabby up there, is a very curious and confident cat and yet he’s also independent with just a touch of the playful gene. He enjoys interactive toys, sipping water from the faucet, and snuggling deep down into blankets. Gary wouldn’t mind a home with older kids who really know how to appeal to his mischievous side. He  would also be totally ok being your one and only and yet he is open to sharing his relationship to you with other cats. He loves to chat, likes long strolls on the beach, and is an Aries. (That last part may or may not be a lie. Call Gary and ask him. Tell him Crepes sent you.)
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If you’d like to meet Gary, contact Save A Pet IL. December is “New Leash on Life” days there and the adoption fee is waived for all pets that have been there a year or longer, which includes GARY! Also, Gary has a few tendencies to upper respiratory infections and GI Issues, but they’re controlled with diet. This qualifies him for permanent foster, which allows you to get medical support from Save  A Pet for the duration of Gary’s life.
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If you think you can share your life and your leaky faucet with the fabulous Gary, (and really, who wouldn’t want to?) hurry up and get over there to adopt him. I SAID HURRY. The year’s almost over. You need to meet your cat quota. GO GO GO!

"I'm dreaming of a white faucet... just like the ones I used to know..." - Gary.

“I’m dreaming of a white faucet… just like the ones I used to know…” – Gary.

Gary, deeply contemplating the snuggle factor of this blanket/basket combo.

Gary, deeply contemplating the snuggle factor of this blanket/basket combo.

Love,

Crepes.

 

 PS. I know I have been scarce lately. I will be back in 2016 with all new laughs and bachelors. I think it’s time I get back to my silly self.

Bachelor of the Week: Moon Shadow!

Hello, World!

Today, I’d like to introduce you to the one, the only, Moon Shadow! :: insert applause and whisker twitches here::

Moon Shadow: The Invincible.

He doesn’t always dangle his paw, but when he does, he looks really, really cool.

Moon Shadow is a adult black cat who slinks about the house in the most elegant of ways. He also loves to regale the world with his wonderful breath. True story. See below. Haaaaaaaaa…..

Moon Shadow was adopted a few years ago but returned due to differences he had with the other resident cat. He likes head rubs, laser pointers, and sitting in your lap. He also enjoys taking insulin shots to control his rather minor case of the diabetes. Do you have space in your lap for Moon Shadow?

YOU DO????? (Yes, I’m looking at YOU.)

Then contact Save A Pet IL today and tell them you’re in! MS is available for adoption or permanent foster, where SavAPetIL will pay for his medical bills in case you are unable. What a deal!

Freshening the world with his breath.

Freshening the world with his breath. Haaaaaaaa…

Workin' it as a tail model.

Workin’ it as a tail model.

Love,

Crepes.

 

Bachelor of the Week: Mitch!

World, meet Mitch: conqueror of laps, cuddler of man, zoomer of rooms.

Mitch, the unstoppable.

Mitch, the unstoppable.

This handsome feline is twelve years old but acts like he’s roughly three and a half. Maybe four, tops. In fact, legend has it he used to be part of a Motown band in his earlier years, but his days of running around are over and he wants you to know that if you Reach Out, He’ll Be There. He was previously abandoned by two families, but he harbors no hate towards people and just Can’t Help Himself when it comes to Standing In The Shadows of Love and snuggling you. He knows that with YOU, it won’t be the Same Old Song and there isn’t a River Deep or Mountain High enough to keep him out of your lap once he’s in your home, forever.  Just Reach Out and He’ll Be there because Baby, He Needs Your Lovin’.

And if you’ve enjoyed my Four Tops references, you’ll also enjoy the fact that Mitch has a wee bit of hyperthyroidism and is taking an anti-histamine for skin and coat allergies, but despite this, his hair is fabulous!

Also, he’s been at Tree House since 2008, waiting. And that’s not a lie. Mitch needs a happy home, so please help him find the place that will be his forever, with laps aplenty, and no other cats to get in the way of him and his person, perhaps you. He’s ready to leave his Rooms of Gloom and find a home of his own! (Just kidding: Tree House is bright and happy. I just needed another Four Tops reference to lighten up this paragraph.)

If you want to meet Mitch, contact Tree House today. You totally will not regret it.

Here he is, about to zoom a room and claim a lap!

Here he is, about to zoom a room and claim a lap!

Dreaming of the day he becomes the Keeper of Your Castle.

Dreaming of the day he becomes the Keeper of Your Castle.

Fab photos provided by Tree House.

Love,

Crepes.

PS. Don’t forget about CatVidFest in Chicago tomorrow!!! Buy your tickets here and come out and meet MomFOD!