Please meet Duff.
Don’t shake his hand, though! He might cream you in the face with a pie.
Now, I can’t say that with any real certainty, because I don’t have any photo evidence that he’s ever actually done that, but Save A Pet IL tells me that he’s like the clown of the FIV+ room, and we all know that clowns like to cream people in the faces with pie. And scare little children. And three-legged cats. I hate clowns.
And yet, there is a certain je ne sais quoi about Duff’s face that puts me right at ease. Here. Look at it:
Oh, maybe that wasn’t the best choice. Here, try this one:
Much better. Anyway, Duff the Buff, as the ladies call him, is about 5 years old, give or take a year, and would be happy in a home with other cats. He is FIV+ and will require a bit of extra vet care, a healthy diet, and lots of love. You know, the same as all cats.
If you’d like to meet Duff, contact Save A Pet today!
PS. I’ll be posting more shortly, but if you haven’t already purchased tickets to the Los Angeles-based Kitty Bungalow Charm School for Wayward Cats’ CATbaret, you need to do it now. Now, I say! MomFOD might be there… oh, who am I kidding? She already has a ticket and is going. So please come!