Today, we have a man of mystery, a man who takes some serious figuring out, a man of darkness, a man of the shadows, a man with heartworm inflammation, a man who lives in Chicago but will go wherever you may roam…
Cypher loves to investigate. He looks into nooks, crannies, cracks, crevices, and a hole slew of holes. Silent when he needs to be, Cypher also loves to chirp and talk, and he has a fondness for having discussions with birds, though what he says, we cannot know.
This tiny creeper (not in weirdo way but in a lurking way) isn’t digging the shelter environment. He’s a little overstimulated by all the things to look at and would really appreciate a nice, peaceful home. He loves to be petted and cuddled and enjoys people.
Also, seeing as he may need to fight crime at any moment (you never know what’s lurking in those crannies) he takes steroids to buff himself up and to control inflammation caused by heartworms.
If you want to meet Cypher and have him look into your crevices, call Tree House today!
PS. Check out this week’s new Louie episode! I don’t know why this guy gets his own show. I’m going to have to take this up with the management.