World, meet Gio. I can’t really say Gio, meet world, because I’m not sure Gio’s looking. You see, Gio is so cool, he doesn’t need to look. He just KNOWS. Knows what, you might ask? Pretty much everything.
Gio’s got a few years on him. How many? It doesn’t matter, because he’s awesome. With those years comes wisdom, a relaxed attitude, an art for lounging, and a slight bit of constipation. Don’t worry about that last one, though. He takes lactulose daily to keep his insides moving along as smooth as his attitude. Also, it may interest you to know that Gio has FIV, but he doesn’t care, and neither should you.
Gio loves kids, dogs, kittens, other cats, and long walks from the food bowl to the couch. He’ll follow you pretty much wherever you go, like to the ends of the earth, or the kitchen.
If you’d like to meet Gio, he’s stashed away at his bachelor pad in the suburbs of Illinois. I can’t tell you where, though, because I don’t want all his fans to mob his house. Send a shout out to gotfriendliesATferalfixers.org or visit his Petfinder page here if you want to meet up and hang out for like the next decade or so. Gio’s waiting.