Bachelorette of the Week: Momma Spice!

You guys!
On today’s Bachelorette of the Week, we feature Momma Spice, a zesty little lady who can easily add some flavor to anyone’s life!  Also, she sings and dances. See below.
90s Pop Star Momma Spice

90s Pop Star Momma Spice

Momma Spice was originally found as a pregnant stray, likely the result of her being a musician. She went on to be adopted by her foster family, but was later returned when they moved into a no-pets apartment complex. You know, one of these days I have a mind to start a campaign to end no-pets apartments. Until then, finding Momma Spice a home is a priority.
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Little known fact about Momma Spice: She was part of a 90s dancing pop group but didn’t get as much coverage as the other ladies in the band because of her height. True story. You see, they always photographed the band from the knees up and Momma Spice never made it into the shots. Even so, if you listen to some of those old tapes closely, you’ll hear her singing her heart out in the background.
A long-lost photo of Momma Spice with her band.

A long-lost photo of Momma Spice with her band.

Now in her golden years, Momma Spice was recently diagnosed with asthma, so her days of professionally dancing in pop groups are on hold, and instead, she fills her time by filling laps. If you have a lap, Momma Spice wants in. She loves to play, purr, and spend her free moments with people.
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If you’re looking for a kitty with a giant purr, a zest for life and Thai food, and a serious talent for synchronized dancing, then Momma Spice is your lady.  Contact Save-A-Pet-IL immediately before Momma Spice gets signed to a new band and goes on tour again.
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Striking a pose, as only a rock star can.

Striking a pose, as only a rock star can.

After a long rehearsal.

After a long rehearsal.

Dreaming of going on tour again - or getting a new home. Either one would be great.

Dreaming of going on tour again – or getting a new home. Either one would be great.

 

Love,

Crepes.

 

19 thoughts on “Bachelorette of the Week: Momma Spice!

  1. She’s beautiful! We think that is so cool that she was in a band!!! Our mom and dad are musicians, and we like to play their instruments sometimes, but we aren’t in any band. Mama Spice, you ROCK!

  2. crepes….ewe may haz hit de nail on de head even if ewe iz knot a loud ta use toolz….ban all ” noe petz aloud” housing…

    like uz catz dont wanna scratch yur stooooopid painted wallz ta bee gin with… plus yur choice oh carpet iz ta hurl on …knot literally….. rental purrson….

    sorree we forgetted fora wee minit why we iz heer

    de best oh fishes two ewe momma spice that ya finds yur for evers home by de end oh de month N yur textin yur new address ta everee one bak at Save – A – Pet -Il

    ♥♥♥♥♥

  3. Hi Momma Spice!! You are very pretty along with being a celeb–Im a singer myself so I whipped you up a little song..I bet you know this tune!

    If you want to be my human..gotta get with my friends
    make us last furever cuz friendship never ends

    Ill tell you what I want what I really really want
    I want a human and a home of my own

    If you want to be my human..gotta get with my friends
    make us last furver cuz friendship never ends

    Ill tell you what I need what I really really need
    I need a human and a lap to knead

    if you want to be my human ..gotta get with my friends
    make us last furever cuz friendship never ends

    Ill tell you what I want what i really really want
    I want a person to love me furever an Ill love them just as much! and more !

    Momma Spice..you rock ! xxooxx Luv, Pixie (ooh..I kissed a girl cat and I liked it!!)

    • Pixie, those are fabulous! You are so talented. Although, that first song sounds suspiciously like something Momma Spice sang in the 90s, but maybe I’m wrong. – Love, Crepes.

  4. Crepes..thank you for the compliment!!–its called “Artistic License” lets keep it at that–I dont want to be sued! That Victoria Beckham scares me!! Talk about a sour puss! Luv, Pixie xx00xx

  5. Crepes..Where are you? I logged in to check out your Haiku but alas there is none–so let me write one..well sorta

    Crepes…

    Cat, Advocate, Writer
    Missing?

    Oh where for art thou Crepes?
    Oh where oh where can you be?

    I kissed you and then you fled,
    Better to have fleeing friends then friends with fleas

    Crepes..Hot Crepes all day..
    Please come back soon

    Luv, Pixie xx00xx00

  6. Crepes..I am so sorry to hear of your ordeal..our lives, as cats are so full of trials and tribulations anyhow but then those crazy humans just throw so much more into it! if we ran the world it but be so much calmer–I mean do litterboxes overflow? well..maybe once in awhile but not often! but Ive got your back always!! Luv, Pixie xxooxx

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