A few weeks ago, I commented at IHaveCat.com on a Valentine’s day giveaway for a “thong” from Latvia. It was handmade by Viviana Ozola, and I just loved it. Now, I asked for an XXXXXXXS size, but that wasn’t one of the standard options, so I settled for a medium. When I commented, I suggested that I could use it for a swimsuit. And then, dream come true, I won.
So, my friends, I took my prize and I went to the beach and I began to model.
But then, things went awry. Let me walk you through my ordeal.
Here I am getting into my swimsuit.
Next, I test out my moody look.
Now, I really start to get into it.
And then…I decide to make things interesting.
But then, as I really start to roll around, something comes out of the sea and dons my swimsuit.
As you can see, I was not pleased.
And then, it got worse.
I gave up after Peabody got involved. Next time, I need to schedule my bodyguard to guard me. And find a private beach.
Siblings suck. I hope you enjoyed the first few photos, anyway.
Have a happy weekend!