Crepes: The Swimsuit Edition

You Guys!

A few weeks ago, I commented at on a Valentine’s day giveaway for a “thong” from Latvia. It was handmade by Viviana Ozola, and I just loved it. Now, I asked for an XXXXXXXS size, but that wasn’t one of the standard options, so I settled for a medium. When I commented, I suggested that I could use it for a swimsuit. And then, dream come true, I won.

So, my friends, I took my prize and I went to the beach and I began to model.

But then, things went awry. Let me walk you through my ordeal.

Here I am getting into my swimsuit.

A playful shot to start as I warm up.

A playful shot to start as I warm up.

Next, I test out my moody look.

My moody look.

My moody look.

Now, I really start to get into it.

Workin' it.

Workin’ it.

And then…I decide to make things interesting.


Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

But then, as I really start to roll around, something comes out of the sea and dons my swimsuit.

This is MY shoot, seabeast!

This is MY shoot, seabeast!


As you can see, I was not pleased.

Some things cannot be unseen.

Some things cannot be unseen.

And then, it got worse.


I quit.

I quit.

I gave up after Peabody got involved. Next time, I need to schedule my bodyguard to guard me. And find a private beach.

Siblings suck. I hope you enjoyed the first few photos, anyway.

Have a happy weekend!






24 thoughts on “Crepes: The Swimsuit Edition

  1. Just great, Crepes. I think Sports Illustrated should put you in their Swimsuit Issue next year! Some great photos that made my morning.

  2. We had no idea how tough being a swimsuit model could be. We thought it was all just sun, fun and tropical drinks. Wow! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  3. Crepes, where did you find a warm beach around here? The sand is great but we don’t know about that water stuff. And we’re going to have to start exercising. We’re nowhere nearly as fit and trim as you are. We’ll start our running at midnight. Mom won’t mind.

    Pilchard and Mija.

  4. doodle haz pantz on
    on her head tho knot her butt
    late haiku twooz day

    crepes iz smokin hot
    her swim suit iz a head scarff
    looks good tho sexxy

    ewe two mizzuz P
    ooo la la pinkz yur color
    steemin hot ther P

    crepes swim suit on beach
    de pantz haz been a ban donned
    did ewe go top less


    heerz two a wild whitefish week oh end ◄►

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