Confession Friday: I’m Hiring A Bodyguard

It’s true, guys. I think it’s time. I think that because of this whole Catdance thing, my small cameo in MagiCATastrophe, the upcoming FitCat book deal….it’s all becoming too much exposure for me and I think that I’m going to need a bodyguard to protect my little self.

Now, I’ve had someone offer his services to me, and I want to know what you think of him. Here’s a photo he sent me. Would this guy keep you away from me?

mussolini

He writes: My name is my name #Mussolini #CashCatz #IHopeDaFedsBeWatchin #YouAintAboutDisLyfe

I guess that’s his resume. I mean, it seems legit, but I’ve never hired a bodyguard before. I think I’m going to test him out and see how this goes. If nothing else, he IS pretty sexy and seems to have quite a bit of money…

I don’t know. What do you think?

Love,

Crepes.

PS. My stump itches and the only thing that makes it quit is when someone votes for The Inheritance. Please vote. I’m itchy. Thank you.

22 thoughts on “Confession Friday: I’m Hiring A Bodyguard

  1. Gosh Crepes…..well first of all I think you should have a bodyguard – you’re famous – you need one and the sooner the better. This guy does have that “sly/tough/sexy” look about him and that’s pretty good for a guy that’s gonna guard your body. Right? He’s got bucks, he’s got guns – I say give him a whirl. He does need some dark shades and a violin case to keep those guns in though. Just sayin’……

    Hugs, Sammy
    Pee Ess…..we voted again….hope it helps with your stump itch

  2. crepes…hire him ?? !!! ewe betcha…thiz dood haz clazz style AND cash N 18 cents anda bag oh friez says him noes how two hook ewe up with a few 1000 cazes oh bootleg bass !!! speekin of…..heerz ta a friez N flounder happee week oh end !!

  3. He’s handsome enough to be paw candy when you accept your award, but tough enough to keep you safe. Very versatile. Very yes. Happy Friday, Crepes! I’m off to vote….

  4. Looks like he’s packing some decent heat and that he knows how to get what he wants! And those eyes! Go for it, Crepes! Our Mom is going to go and vote again…she’s voting every day and is telling all her friends to do it, too. Purrs.

  5. Andy was going to volunteer to be your body guard but you already found one. Andy probably doesn’t have what it takes to be a body guard. He is a big ball of purring fluffiness. He is like the Security Guard at the Mayberry bank. When trouble breaks out he is asleep. Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)

  6. He looks like a pretty tough cat. I think he would keep me away from you Crepes, but do you really want me to stay away? LOL I’ll make a stop by that contest and vote for you too. πŸ™‚

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