It’s true, guys. I think it’s time. I think that because of this whole Catdance thing, my small cameo in MagiCATastrophe, the upcoming FitCat book deal….it’s all becoming too much exposure for me and I think that I’m going to need a bodyguard to protect my little self.
Now, I’ve had someone offer his services to me, and I want to know what you think of him. Here’s a photo he sent me. Would this guy keep you away from me?
I guess that’s his resume. I mean, it seems legit, but I’ve never hired a bodyguard before. I think I’m going to test him out and see how this goes. If nothing else, he IS pretty sexy and seems to have quite a bit of money…
I don’t know. What do you think?
PS. My stump itches and the only thing that makes it quit is when someone votes for The Inheritance. Please vote. I’m itchy. Thank you.