My Favorite Bachelor/ettes of 2013

Now, keep in mind these aren’t my favorite cats or dogs. I love them all equally. Except that one, but I won’t mention any names. Again, I don’t want to toot my own horn or scale my own fish as the French say, so here’s MomFOD to present the most interesting bachelors of 2013! Take it, MomFOD!

Alana: Thank you, Crepes. By the way, I don’t think the French say that.

Crepes: How do you know? Do you speak French?

Alana: A few words but –

Crepes: But not ALL the words, correct?

Alana: No, not all the words.

Crepes: So then, you wouldn’t, in fact, know if SOME of those words were the words I mentioned earlier, would you?

Alana: That’s true, Crepes.

Crepes: I rest my case!

Alana: Moving on, we have chosen some of the most entertaining bachelor/ette posts from this year. Some of them are still available for adoption and some have been chosen into a good home! Please enjoy our-

Crepes: DRRDDrdrhbbbdbdadbdRDrdadrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Alana: Drum roll?

Crepes: Yup.

Alana: Of course. Please enjoy our recap of the Most Interesting Bachelor/ettes of 2013!

No. 5 : Sylvia of Tabby’s Place – Special Need: HCM – Sylvia is a real trooper. She has a lovely little face and many wonderful qualities. She also has a great caption writer.

"I kick HCM's butt!"

“I kick HCM’s butt!”

No. 4: Cannelloni of Tree House – Special Need: Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy – ADOPTED! This little guy was adopted, but his profile was so tasty, we couldn’t resist adding it to our list.

Watching as the marinara begins to drizzle into his soft coat

Watching as the marinara begins to drizzle into his soft coat

No. 3: Adam of Tabby’s Place – Special Need: Read all about it! – Adam is a lovely little guy and would have already found his home if not for his tiny little, barely noticeable, hardly problematic issue.

tabby's place

Exciting, playful, incontinent, tender, and adorable Adam.

No. 2: Bailey of Cat Guardians – Special Need: Emotional Issues, FIV, and an Insatiable Desire to Make You Coffee – Bailey is a cat of many talents.

Why not leave Santa some cookies and Bailey?

Why not leave Santa some cookies and Bailey?

No. 1: D’Artagnan of Tabby’s Place – Special Need: Paraplegic – ADOPTED! We couldn’t leave this guy off the list. He was our very first bachelor and is a wonderful success story that gives us hope for all our little singles!

d'art

How Handsome! How Regal!

 

6 thoughts on “My Favorite Bachelor/ettes of 2013

  1. two ALL de bacherlorz & bacherlorettez ewe fee chured over de yeer crepes…amy each N everee one find that for evers home…N dont bee fraid ta ask St Francis for directionz if ya haz trubull gettin ther…he iz mor N willing ta lend a hand 🙂 XX

    two crepes N crew…yea…doodle two;
    happee 2014 guyz….heerz ta happee nezz, health, loves N hope two nite ya get
    sum high qualitee grazz N nip N hope ya findz a donut shoppe open round 3:18 AM when ya haz de muncheez !!

  2. You picked great ones, Crepes! Yay for the adoptions…we love little D’Artagnan! And sending huge purrs for the other kitties to find loving, safe forever homes shortly!

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