My blog has been going for almost one year now, and since it’s the end of 2013, I thought I’d put together a short list of my favorite confessions from 2013. However, since I know it’s impolite to toot one’s own horn, I’ve enlisted MomFOD to toot my horn for me. MomFOD, take it!
Alana: Hello, everyone. I’ll make sure Crepes doesn’t toot anything. She has asked me to write about her very favorite confessions from this year. As many of you know, she confesses something on Fridays. Next Friday, she’ll probably be confessing that she forces other people to say how great she is.
Crepes: Not true.
Alana: OK, then I don’t need to write this post.
Crepes: No! Write it!
Alana: Are you forcing me?
Alana: Fine. Without further ado-
Alana: What are you doing?
Alana: Of course. Without FURTHER ado, here are Crepes’ favorite confessions from 2013.
No. 5: I Ride A Magic Carpet – Crepes rides a magic carpet, and it makes fantastical scenes for her to play in.
No. 4: I’m Harboring A Fugitive – Crepes has a new friend and his name is Stu.
No 3: I Want To Be A Fashion Designer – Those holes in our clothes were meticulously placed for maximum flare.
No. 2: I Was Adopted Out of Wedlock – We thought she wouldn’t figure this one out.
No. 1: I’m Giving My Blankey to Dot – And then she got adopted! It must be lucky.
Alana & Crepes.