My Favorite Bachelor/ettes of 2013

Now, keep in mind these aren’t my favorite cats or dogs. I love them all equally. Except that one, but I won’t mention any names. Again, I don’t want to toot my own horn or scale my own fish as the French say, so here’s MomFOD to present the most interesting bachelors of 2013! Take it, MomFOD!

Alana: Thank you, Crepes. By the way, I don’t think the French say that.

Crepes: How do you know? Do you speak French?

Alana: A few words but –

Crepes: But not ALL the words, correct?

Alana: No, not all the words.

Crepes: So then, you wouldn’t, in fact, know if SOME of those words were the words I mentioned earlier, would you?

Alana: That’s true, Crepes.

Crepes: I rest my case!

Alana: Moving on, we have chosen some of the most entertaining bachelor/ette posts from this year. Some of them are still available for adoption and some have been chosen into a good home! Please enjoy our-

Crepes: DRRDDrdrhbbbdbdadbdRDrdadrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Alana: Drum roll?

Crepes: Yup.

Alana: Of course. Please enjoy our recap of the Most Interesting Bachelor/ettes of 2013!

No. 5 : Sylvia of Tabby’s Place – Special Need: HCM – Sylvia is a real trooper. She has a lovely little face and many wonderful qualities. She also has a great caption writer.

"I kick HCM's butt!"

“I kick HCM’s butt!”

No. 4: Cannelloni of Tree House – Special Need: Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy – ADOPTED! This little guy was adopted, but his profile was so tasty, we couldn’t resist adding it to our list.

Watching as the marinara begins to drizzle into his soft coat

Watching as the marinara begins to drizzle into his soft coat

No. 3: Adam of Tabby’s Place – Special Need: Read all about it! – Adam is a lovely little guy and would have already found his home if not for his tiny little, barely noticeable, hardly problematic issue.

tabby's place

Exciting, playful, incontinent, tender, and adorable Adam.

No. 2: Bailey of Cat Guardians – Special Need: Emotional Issues, FIV, and an Insatiable Desire to Make You Coffee – Bailey is a cat of many talents.

Why not leave Santa some cookies and Bailey?

Why not leave Santa some cookies and Bailey?

No. 1: D’Artagnan of Tabby’s Place – Special Need: Paraplegic – ADOPTED! We couldn’t leave this guy off the list. He was our very first bachelor and is a wonderful success story that gives us hope for all our little singles!

d'art

How Handsome! How Regal!

 

My Favorite Confessions of 2013

You Guys!

My blog has been going for almost one year now, and since it’s the end of 2013, I thought I’d put together a short list of my favorite confessions from 2013. However, since I know it’s impolite to toot one’s own horn, I’ve enlisted MomFOD to toot my horn for me. MomFOD, take it!

Alana: Hello, everyone. I’ll make sure Crepes doesn’t toot anything. She has asked me to write about her very favorite confessions from this year. As many of you know, she confesses something on Fridays. Next Friday, she’ll probably be confessing that she forces other people to say how great she is.

Crepes: Not true.

Alana: OK, then I don’t need to write this post.

Crepes: No! Write it!

Alana: Are you forcing me?

Crepes: Please.

Alana: Fine. Without further ado-

Crepes: DDRRRDDDRRRRRRRRBRRrrrbrdddrrrrRRRDDDdrrrrr

Alana: What are you doing?

Crepes: Drumroll.

Alana: Of course. Without FURTHER ado, here are Crepes’ favorite confessions from 2013.

No. 5: I Ride A Magic Carpet – Crepes rides a magic carpet, and it makes fantastical scenes for her to play in.

Magic Carpet on a normal day

Magic Carpet on a normal day

No. 4: I’m Harboring A Fugitive – Crepes has a new friend and his name is Stu.

Stu.

Stu.

No 3: I Want To Be A Fashion Designer – Those holes in our clothes were meticulously placed for maximum flare.

Thumb holes are very in right now.

Thumb holes are very in right now.

No. 2: I Was Adopted Out of Wedlock – We thought she wouldn’t figure this one out.

My detailed timeline of the events.

My detailed timeline of the events.

No. 1: I’m Giving My Blankey to Dot – And then she got adopted! It must be lucky.

blankey

Folding my blankey on my Magic Carpet.

Love,

Alana & Crepes.