Bachelor of the Week: Goldie!

Here it is, Halloween! And our final Halloween edition of the Bachelor of the Week. Today, we have Goldie, a beautiful black cat with yellow eyes   golden eyes, I am now told.  (I am also now told that it should have been obvious because that’s his name. Ok, whatever momFOD.)

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Anyway, Goldie is 8 years old and loves to snuggle! He came to Tabby’s Place through the guardian angel program, along with seven of his brothers and sisters. Sadly, his previous dad passed away, but he made plans in his will for Goldie to move into Tabby’s Place after the fact. Such a kind man, to think of his kitties like that.

Goldie was originally acquired by his dad through TNR, thankfully, because if he’d been left on the street, he may not have made it. Goldie has the unfortunate condition of megacolon. I realize that it sounds as though he’s promoting some sort of old Japanese film. This is not the case. Please refrain from all jokes  about MEGACOLON VS GODZILLA and other nonsense. This is a serious condition that makes it hard for Goldie to, well, drop a deuce, if you will. Goldie’s colon is enlarged, and while he’s on medications to help him, um, pass the time, he may need surgery in the future. Even though one might think such a condition would make Goldie a bit grumpy, his personality has never suffered for it and he’s pleased to love, snuggle, and share his life.

Do you want to share your life with Goldie? Call Tabby’s Place! They would love to hear from you. And speaking of TNR, they’re doing some amazing things there at Tabby’s Place now by expanding their TNR program in a big way! Please drop by to visit Goldie’s Page and also to see what Tabby’s Place has to say about their new plans. We’ll be talking about it more in the near future.

"Yes, my eyes are hypnotic. Bring me a pumpkin latte, stat."

“Yes, my eyes are hypnotic. Bring me a pumpkin latte, stat.”

Preparing to drop a deuce.

Preparing to drop a deuce. It takes him a little while.

Come closer. I will cuddle you, and you will love it.

Come closer. I’ll cuddle you and we’ll watch Megaladon vs. Mothra. It’ll be great.

 

Love,

Crepes.

 

PS. Happy Halloween, everyone!!!!

Awww...cat got your tongue?

Awww…cat got your tongue?

Halloween Who’s Who?

You guys. This is serious. You have mixed me up with my brother Rocky on several occasions. Therefore, I have decided to design a little course. I’m going to post photos of me and Rocky. You have to tell me who’s who! Leave a comment with the answers! A random winner will be chosen from the total comments and will receive one (1) limited-edition Crepes Trading Card! On with the quiz…

A

A

B

B

C

C

Here’s a toughy:

D

D

Please identify who is 1 and who is 2 for the following:

E

E

F

F

G

G

 

 

 

Love,

Crepes.

 

 

Tuesday Haikusday: Halloween!

It’s the last week of Halloween Month! Today, I present to you: Haikus about Halloween! Eh hem…

Bat in the Fridge

Bat in the Fridge

Trick or treat, I say.
give me something good to eat
I prefer bacon.
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Is that chocolate there?
Are you trying to kill me?
Halloween danger.
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Costumes, candy, ghosts.
Let’s do Halloween all year!
Wait – Christmas gifts rule.

Please remember to keep chocolate and other other dangerous food things away from your pets during this week. And, while we’re still changing the reputation of black cats in the USA, keep those little ones safe indoors, too.

Happy Halloween Week!

Love,

Crepes.