It’s true. Tomorrow’s my birthday. June 1st. I will be two years old. Things I’ll be able to do because of this:
- I’ll be old enough to watch PG-2 movies.
- I will now shop in the “adult” section of the pet store. I mean, adult vs. kitten, not naughty adult vs. PG-2 adult. Minds out of the gutter, please.
- My haiku will become more mature, I believe, because my world views will contain more wisdom.
I can buy beer.Mom FOD just said I cannot, in fact, buy beer. I can buy raw milk.What is wrong with this country?!
What about you? What did you learn when you turned two? Share with me. Inwisdomate me with your tidbits. And if you think about me tomorrow, leave a note on my facebook page!