That’s right. It was me. Well, maybe dad FOD shouldn’t have spilled salmon oil on his sleeve. It’s not my fault. I was just trying to clean it up, and I went a little too far. But it’s almost summer, and I thought he needed a little extra aeration in his clothing, so the holes would be helpful, so I made another one the next day. He hasn’t said anything so far and since I’m using it as a blog post, I guess that means I can write it off, right?
I’m not gonna lie. If he leaves his jacket out again, I’ll chew another hole in it.
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